“Alright, pull your knees up to your chest. It’s time for the butt strips!”
How did I end up here? Is this really happening?
Just two days ago, I had a chat with my friend, Jenna, who mentioned that she visits a salon every 4-6 weeks for a Brazilian wax.
“You just lie there, completely exposed… for a STRANGER? But I haven’t done that since college!” I exclaimed.
She adores it, her husband loves it too, and she’s been waxing for a decade. When she suggested I give it a shot, I shot back, “No way, I could never do that.” We both laughed, but the thought lingered. Is this a common thing among women, especially moms, that I somehow missed?
In my mind, Brazilian waxing was something only young, fit, bikini models did. Could a 40-year-old, curvy mom of five really get a Brazilian wax? Is this for women with saggy postpartum bellies? The idea kept nagging at me.
Fueled by curiosity, I turned to Google, typing in all my anxious questions:
- “Can a curvy person get a Brazilian wax?”
- “Is it okay for someone with a tummy pooch to get a Brazilian wax?”
- “What if I break the waxing table?”
- “Do I really have to be on all fours during a Brazilian wax?”
- “What if I fart during a Brazilian wax?”
To my surprise, I discovered that people of all shapes, sizes, and ages get waxed regularly. It’s part of many people’s hygiene routines. Considering my struggles with razor burns and ingrown hairs, I decided to make an appointment at a nearby waxing chain for the next day. I knew if I didn’t, I would definitely back out. You only live once, right? Might as well see what it’s like to have all of your hair removed in one go!
Twelve hours later, I found myself parked outside the salon, battling a wave of nerves.
What are you doing? Just go home!
They’re going to laugh at you!
This is going to HURT!
Someone is going to wax your BUTTHOLE!
Taking a deep breath, I gathered my courage and walked in. I told the receptionist that I was a Brazilian waxing newbie. She smiled warmly and replied, “Wonderful! This will change your life! You’re going to leave here feeling like a new woman!”
I wasn’t sure how feeling like a Sphynx cat could be life-changing, but I was ready for the experience… I think.
After a few moments, Ashley, my waxer, led me into a room. She reassured me that my body was perfectly normal and that she sees all sorts of bodies every day. There was something comforting about her presence, and I started to relax.
It was time to undress and hop on the table, which thankfully didn’t collapse under me. Ashley explained the process, and when needed, she asked for my help in holding my skin taut or moving my tummy out of the way. It wasn’t awkward, and I felt no judgement. Surprisingly, the pain wasn’t as bad as I had anticipated. It wasn’t exactly enjoyable, but it wasn’t horrible either. The wax was warm and smooth, and we chatted about our summer plans, which helped distract me. Turns out we vacation at the same beach!
“Okay, pull your knees up to your chest; it’s time for the butt strips!”
I covered my eyes and cringed. She was about to see parts of me that I wasn’t even sure my husband had seen! Am I REALLY going to let Ashley wax my BUTTHOLE?
Yes, and yes. And honestly, it wasn’t terrible at all. I didn’t even fart!
After it was over and I was dressed again, I was left in shock.
Back in the waiting area, the receptionist beamed, “Wasn’t it wonderful? Don’t you feel amazing?”
The whole appointment was a blur, lasting less than 15 minutes. I felt unexpectedly sexy and refreshed. My confidence soared, and I had a spring in my step. I never imagined losing my pubic hair would make me feel this way.
Would I do this again? Was the anxiety, awkwardness, and pain worth it? Absolutely. I swiped my credit card and booked twelve more sessions.
“See you in four weeks, Ashley! My new best friend!”
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Summary:
The author shares her humorous and relatable experience of undergoing her first Brazilian wax, confronting her insecurities and fears along the way. Initially hesitant due to self-consciousness about her body, she finds the process surprisingly empowering and liberating, leading her to book multiple sessions. This candid narrative highlights the benefits of stepping outside one’s comfort zone and embracing new experiences.