I Am More Than Just Your Mother

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by Alex Greene

Updated: Aug. 26, 2019

Originally Published: April 30, 2014

There comes a time in every child’s life when they realize that their parents are not just parental figures but individuals with their own lives and histories. Perhaps it hit you hard the first time you overheard them discussing their younger days, or maybe it was during a family gathering when your uncles playfully embarrassed your mom with a little too much spiked punch at your graduation party, nearly causing her to miss the big day.

Such experiences are eye-opening—they reveal that the parents you sometimes cringe at are, in fact, human too. This realization sparked a thought: someday, my children will likely transform their unwavering love for me into a mix of embarrassment and shame. Right now, while they are still young, I am their hero, the one they want to be around all the time. It’s a wonderful feeling, albeit a bit exhausting.

However, I know this phase won’t last forever, and soon, they might want to be dropped off a few blocks away to avoid being seen with me. My hope is that, after the tumultuous teenage years, they’ll come to see me as more than just their mom and perhaps even enjoy my company again.

Dear Kids:

  • As I learned about my own parents, you were not delivered by a stork. Do the math.
  • While I may be getting older, watch me hit the dance floor like I’m still in my twenties. Yes, I might still have a soft spot for classic hits like “Baby Got Back.”
  • My concerns about you heading off to college are partly rooted in my own experiences, like that time I downed a whole bottle of Hawkeye Vodka while writing my Philosophy paper. Spoiler alert: we didn’t do so well.
  • Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny? They all have the same handwriting for a reason…
  • I may not be “allergic” to cats, and the radio didn’t stop playing those Justin “Beaver” songs because of his legal troubles. Sometimes, I bend the truth a little, and that’s totally acceptable in certain situations, right?
  • I, too, hid things from my parents, and let me tell you, they usually found out.
  • I have celebrity crushes. While I won’t divulge them here, you can check out my blog for a glimpse into my guilty pleasures.
  • And yes, I also find chores—like laundry, garbage duty, and cleaning the toilets—to be less than thrilling.

With love,
Your Mom

This article originally appeared on April 30, 2014.

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In summary, it’s crucial for parents to remind their children that they are much more than just their parental identity. By sharing personal anecdotes and experiences, parents can foster a deeper understanding and connection with their kids as they grow.