An honest blunder occurred recently when a two-year-old mistakenly sipped on a drink that turned out to contain alcohol. According to the child’s mother, Lisa, her daughter, Ava, took a big gulp of what she thought was fruit juice and remarked that it tasted strange. However, like any adventurous future college student might, Ava continued to drink it, prompting Lisa to take a taste herself. “She was wobbling and trying to kiss everything in sight,” Lisa shared with a local news outlet. After finishing their meal, the family headed to the emergency room, where it was confirmed that Ava had indeed ingested alcohol. Fortunately, she is perfectly fine now, and a representative from the dining establishment has issued an apology, also revealing that the family’s meal was complimentary.
Was this a preemptive measure to avoid a lawsuit? Maybe. Still, it sparked a thought: What other creative methods can parents employ to nab a free meal while dining with their children? Here are a few ideas that have worked for some:
- Have your child inform the waiter that your home was tragically lost to a fire.
- Get your server to unintentionally drop an expletive while celebrating Father’s Day.
- Visit during the hectic lunch rush, ensuring a long wait for a table.
- Confuse your server with a complicated order, leading to multiple incorrect dishes.
- Arrive at the restaurant in the late stages of pregnancy.
- Show up in a heightened state of relaxation—like really, really relaxed.
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In summary, while securing a complimentary meal may involve a bit of creativity and humor, it’s essential to ensure your child’s safety and well-being above all.