What’s that, my dear partner? You’re taking the kids out for dinner tonight? And then handling the grocery shopping? Well, look at you! After 13 years together, you still know how to ignite a spark in me. Don’t fret about me feeling lonely; I have my own plans. Big, naughty plans that involve me, the couch, and a generous helping of chocolate—a delightful trio, if you will.
First things first, I’m shedding these jeans that have been a constant reminder of my recent cookie indulgences. They’re going straight to the floor for someone else to deal with. Next, I’m grabbing the largest spoon I can find and retrieving that hidden tub of ice cream from the back of the freezer. It needs a little time to soften up to the perfect consistency for what I have in mind. I want to be able to scoop out long, satisfying portions, ideally with those perfect soft edges. Who needs a bowl? That’s just a hassle.
After enjoying my Rocky Road masterpiece, I’ll be buzzing from the sugar rush, ready to make more questionable choices. This is when I might find myself dancing on the furniture—one of the most forbidden activities in our home. But hey, I’m the one who maintains those cushions with a weekly vacuum, so I deserve a little bounce on the sofa whenever I please.
After that exhilarating escapade, I’ll definitely need to unwind in a hot bath—another one of my most decadent fantasies. I’ll soak in peaceful silence, free from any tiny fingers trying to sneak in. Just the thought of it makes me giddy.
I won’t even glance at the laundry piles or the bills cluttering the counter. Instead, I’ll indulge in something far more pleasurable. I’ll have my favorite device with me—the one that streams Netflix and has that book I’ve been eager to dive into.
So enjoy your evening out with the kids, my love. Take your time, and please try to be quiet when you come home; I might be lost in sweet oblivion. And when it’s my turn to take the kids out next week, feel free to do as you wish—I won’t even leave you a honey-do list. Just promise me one thing: no jumping on the couch. That beauty is all mine.
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In summary, while my partner takes care of the kids and errands, I have my own plans filled with indulgence, relaxation, and a bit of mischief. After all, it’s important for each of us to find joy in our own ways.