In the heart of Portland, a new kind of Santa is winning hearts, one quirky detail at a time. Forget the traditional velvet suit; this Santa is sporting skinny jeans, sneakers, and yes, a man bun. It’s not some sketch from a quirky show, but a real-life Hipster Santa making appearances at Pioneer Place Mall.
This unique Santa has taken a break from his reindeer duties, opting instead to traverse the city on his fixed-gear bicycle. After first appearing in 2015, he is back again, ready to spread some hipster cheer. Kids who visited last year displayed expressions that seemed to hint at the aroma of small-batch whiskey lingering on his breath.
So, what do you leave out for a Santa like this? Traditional cookies won’t cut it. Instead, he might prefer local, organic treats—perhaps cold-pressed coffee and an artisanal donut or even gluten-free cookies paired with almond milk. It raises the question: has he decided to become a free-range, local reindeer farmer? Is Rudolph living the dream?
Is this Santa display a glimpse into the future of senior living in hipster neighborhoods like Brooklyn and Portland? Those curious about Hipster Santa can catch him at the Pioneer Place Mall on Thursday evenings until December 14. It’s clear—hipsters have taken it to a whole new level.
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In summary, Hipster Santa represents a fresh take on tradition, blending contemporary style with holiday cheer. His unique flair raises the bar for what we expect from the jolly man in red.