The recent travel ban attempted by the Trump administration on individuals from certain Muslim-majority countries has stirred significant discontent among many, including myself. The justification was to “protect the nation from terrorism.” However, the reality is that those affected have included doctors, scientists, and ordinary citizens, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
This prompted me to reflect on the true threats we face within our borders — the real issues that are eroding the core of our society. If we’re going to direct our frustration, let’s focus on the actual problems at hand. My neighbor, for instance, is Muslim, and she has never once tried to recruit me for anything. With that in mind, here are 16 things that I believe should be banned, in no particular order:
- The Recorder
Known as “the devil’s instrument” in my household, this music tool incites frustration among parents everywhere. I’m ready to toss it into the fire for the sake of peace. - Daylight Saving Time
Waking my children up in the dark feels like a punishment. The only upside? My car clock is finally accurate, at least for now. - Over-the-Top Contouring
Ladies, it’s time to embrace subtlety in makeup. Those lines and stripes aren’t fooling anyone. We still see your double chin. - Slime
My child has decimated our glue supply making this sticky mess. In my day, we just sniffed the glue. What is going on with today’s kids? - “Cash me ousside howbow dah”
This phrase needs to be banned! It’s one of those rare instances where “speak English or leave” is justifiable. I cringe every time my kids repeat it. - Truck Nutz
The sight of these hanging from trucks, paired with blaring country music, is a public nuisance. Can we send these folks back to their home country of Douchebagistan? - 1-Ply Toilet Paper
This is a crime against my delicate behind. It should be outlawed altogether. - Crocs With Socks
This fashion disaster violates my eyeballs. Unless you’re Mario Batali, please reconsider your footwear choices. - Fat-Free Cheese
This is a crime against taste. Fat-free cheese should be classified as an affront to culinary standards. - Clowns
Honestly, just no. They’re unnecessary and a bit terrifying. - Unboxing Videos
What even is this trend? My daughter loves watching cake tutorials but never bakes anything. If there’s no cake involved, I say stop the madness. - White Chocolate
Let’s be clear: this isn’t real chocolate. It’s just a sad imitation. - Dora the Explorer
Isn’t it time we checked her immigration status? Boots the Monkey’s fashion choices raise eyebrows too. And hey, Canada, while we love your bacon, can you please take Caillou back? - Pineapple on Pizza
Who decided this was acceptable? It seems like a culinary crime against humanity. - Brazilian Waxes
These procedures are a form of violence against women. We should embrace our natural selves. - Blister Packs
These packaging disasters require a degree in engineering to open. They’re clearly designed to frustrate us.
There are certainly more things to add to this list. The goal is to channel our collective energy toward the real nuisances around us. We’ve united to rid ourselves of irritating personalities from reality shows; let’s keep the momentum going! The genuine threats lie within our communities, and we must focus on addressing them before we can ensure safety in our country.
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In summary, let’s focus on what truly affects our lives and work together to tackle these pressing issues.