You know I adore you more than chocolate, and yes, even more than coffee—though your pre-caffeine chatter can sound like a distressed cat. But seriously, why on earth can’t we manage to use just ONE water glass? By day’s end, I’m convinced we have a mountain of dirty glasses that outnumber our household members. It’s downright absurd!
I understand the allure of grabbing a fresh glass whenever thirst strikes. It’s far easier than hunting down the one you used just an hour ago, especially when they all look alike and you can’t recall where you left yours. I get that. But let’s be real—I’ve spent years trying to solve this dilemma. I’ve set up systems so simple a trained monkey could follow them, yet the glass situation remains unchanged. What gives?
Initial Attempts
Initially, we tried the “designated spot” method. Each of you was to pick a corner for your glass, and once finished, you’d return it to its rightful place. Easy-peasy, right? Well, that plan was a bit overly optimistic. If I can’t get you to toss wrappers in the trash, what made me think you’d stick to a glass spot?
Colorful Rubber Bands
Not one to back down, I introduced the colored rubber band idea. I thought it was genius! A bowl of colorful rubber bands sat right next to the water dispenser for easy access. Grab a glass, choose a band, and voila—your glass was uniquely yours for the day! Hallelujah! But that only lasted a few days before “forgetting” became the norm, despite my reminders about how delightful and simple it was.
Personalized Bracelets
Then came my pièce de résistance: personalized beaded stretchy bracelets. I crafted one for each of you, complete with your favorite colors and names. Surely, no one could confuse their glass with someone else’s now! Yet, somehow, those bands managed to disappear. How do you lose something with a single, straightforward purpose? In a perfect world, the band should be on your glass, off before washing, and back in the bowl. Simple, right?
The Current Situation
But here we are, still inundated with dirty glasses daily. I’d consider issuing everyone their own unique water bottles, but I detest cleaning those, plus you have a knack for misplacing them too. Sure, I could assign each of you a distinct cup and hide the rest, but with all the guests we entertain, that wouldn’t work either.
Is this really the situation we find ourselves in? One glass per day shouldn’t be such a monumental task. Please, just make it work. I’m at my wits’ end here!
Love,
Your Exasperated Yet Brilliant Mom
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Summary: The author humorously laments the ongoing struggle with family members’ inability to use one water glass, despite various systems put in place to streamline the process. From designated spots to personalized bracelets, each attempt has failed, leaving the author overwhelmed with dirty glasses. Ultimately, the plea is for everyone to take responsibility and make an effort to simplify their daily habits.