Here’s a Spotify Playlist Celebrating Curves in Honor of My Favorite Character, Tina Belcher

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Welcome back to the ResistDANCE, our bi-weekly self-care playlist designed to bring some joy into an otherwise gloomy world. The ResistDANCE is all about disconnecting for an hour to find your rhythm, dance awkwardly with your partner, and appreciate my eclectic music taste. If you have ideas for future playlist themes, feel free to tweet me or drop a comment on our Facebook page—I’m always listening! New playlists drop every Friday (or so).

This week’s selection is a heartfelt tribute to the one and only Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers.

As the eldest daughter of Bob and Linda, Tina embodies unapologetic authenticity. She’s a fan of butts, has a crush on Jimmy Jr., writes erotic friend fiction, and embraces her awkwardness. Personally, I identify with her quirky charm and enjoy tunes that celebrate curves.

Tina is a devoted sister, a caring daughter, and a girl with a unique perspective. She’s creative, confident, and has a passion for horses, music, and boys. Not one to shy away from her desires, she pursues what she wants with a self-assurance many of us strive to achieve over a lifetime. “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else,” she humbly states, making her even more crush-worthy.

In honor of Tina Belcher, this week’s ResistDANCE playlist features 20 tracks and nearly 80 minutes of dance-worthy beats, R&B classics, and even some timeless rock and disco hits. You’ll hear gems like Sisqó’s “Thong Song,” Destiny’s Child’s “Bootylicious,” and Queen’s “Fat Bottomed Girls.” Additionally, artists like The Beastie Boys, KC and the Sunshine Band, Wiz Khalifa, Jennifer Lopez, and Pitbull add their flair, topped off with the iconic Sir Mix-a-Lot track, “Baby Got Back.”

So, get ready to dance, fellow resisters! And if you’re looking to explore more about home insemination, check out our post on the cryobaby at-home insemination kit for a deeper dive into this topic. For those navigating the world of fertility, this is an excellent resource, and you can also learn more about managing conditions like polycystic ovaries at this link.

In summary, this playlist is a celebration of Tina Belcher’s unapologetic spirit, filled with fun tunes that will get you moving and grooving.