Hello there, little one.
Recently, I compiled some thoughts for your hypothetical sister, a collection of insights that might be useful for her if she ever comes into existence. After sharing with others, many expressed curiosity about when I would create a similar guide for you, my imaginary son. This made me chuckle at first, but then I realized that the idea of having a son had never crossed my mind. Should that day arrive, we’ll both need some wisdom to tackle life together. Here’s my first attempt at preparing you for the journey ahead!
With all my love,
Mom
Please know that I’m doing my utmost, even if it doesn’t always seem that way.
I regret never getting you a dog.
The closest we got to having a sports star in the family was me striking out at tee-ball. So, perhaps consider picking up a musical instrument? Drummers tend to attract attention from girls, plus you get to sit down while performing, which fits well with our family style.
I’m hopeful that math skills skip a generation like twins do, so you might be a math genius or at least know how to calculate an 18 percent tip without resorting to an app. But if math isn’t your thing, remember, there’s an app for that!
I want to understand the intricacies of Star Wars, I truly do. However, I doubt I ever will.
I’m excited to take you to your first concert; it’s a moment I want to share with you, much like my parents did with me when we saw Neil Diamond.
Emotions are called that for a reason—they’re meant to move and engage with others. Don’t ignore your feelings; they matter.
And just so you know, guys who can be vulnerable are incredibly attractive. Aim for that!
When it comes to clouds, stratus ones are the flat ones, while cumulus clouds resemble fluffy cotton balls.
Get to know the female anatomy, but also accept that it’s a lifelong learning process.
I sincerely hope you’re comfortable with your sexuality—whoever you love, shout it from the rooftops! Love is precious and fleeting, so go for it boldly when the moment feels right.
If you decide to get a tattoo, just make sure to give me a heads-up. It’d be wonderful if we could chat daily about life and your choices—tattoo included!
Thanksgiving? We’ll be together, every year without fail.
Listen to music by Big Star, Velvet Underground, and early Bruce Springsteen; they’re classics.
If you ever attribute a woman’s mood to her menstrual cycle, I’ll ensure you understand firsthand what that feels like every month.
Scars tell stories and should be cherished, even the ones from getting moles removed. Always get your skin checked!
There will be friends of yours I may not particularly like, and that’s just life. But if I advise you to cut ties with someone, don’t hesitate!
If you can’t remember the reason for keeping something, toss it. Trust me, you’ll know what’s worth keeping.
The film The Apartment is a masterpiece.
In our family, texting is not a substitute for returning a phone call.
You might find yourself needing medication at some point—sorry about that. But hopefully, you’ll also inherit my fabulous hair and sense of humor, not to mention my humility.
Respect Beyoncé; she holds as much significance in your life as I do.
Learn to dance comfortably, whether through lessons or just figuring it out on your own. Find your groove!
Holding a door open for someone is a kind gesture; don’t shy away from it.
When walking with a girl, stay on the side closer to the curb. Offer your seat to those who are elderly, pregnant, or just in need.
Good manners never go out of style.
You’ll never forget the meaning of “vacillate” if you picture yourself choosing from countless jars of Vaseline.
Fight for what matters to you.
Embrace moments of silence and find beauty in the pauses of life.
Master one fantastic dish that doesn’t involve a grill or a microwave meal.
Enjoy whiskey, but let fear drive you towards growth, not retreat.
Read The Things They Carried.
Consider exploring intimacy in a foreign language; it can add a layer of intrigue to relationships.
Go to camp, college, and don’t overlook therapy—it’s valuable.
You can be honest while also being kind and respectful.
Learning to forgive is vital. If I hadn’t embraced it, I wouldn’t have made it through season two of Friday Night Lights. So, make it past season two!
Always use protection during intimate moments.
Take the time to give your tub a thorough cleaning; it’s worth it.
When you love someone, know their middle name, birthday, and recognize their handwriting.
Celebrate your friends and allow them to celebrate you in return.
Identify who makes you laugh the most, and hold onto those connections.
While I may not excel in relationship advice—perhaps why I find myself single at this stage in life—I will tell you this: No one can read your mind; you have to express yourself.
You’re in my thoughts always, kiddo.
I love you and cherish the idea of you being mine someday.
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Summary:
This heartfelt letter conveys a mother’s hopes, dreams, and advice for her future son, encompassing insights about emotions, relationships, and life skills. It reflects her desire to guide him through life’s challenges with love and humor while emphasizing important values like respect and kindness.