During pregnancy, it seems like everyone feels entitled to share their thoughts on your changing body. Strangers, acquaintances, and even close friends have all felt the need to weigh in on matters that often feel too personal. From belly touches to unsolicited advice, it can be overwhelming. So, to all those individuals, I extend my heartfelt “thank you.”
To the woman who commented, “Wow, you’re really getting big,” I appreciate the reminder. I’m eight months along—what’s your excuse for your rudeness?
To the co-worker who I’ve barely spoken to but felt it necessary to tell me I “popped,” and shared her two cents on spacing out children, I’m truly grateful for your unsolicited guidance.
To the person who disregarded my baby name options with silence, your reaction has assured me I’ll be keeping that information private in the future.
Thank you to my friend who, while eyeing my ginger ale at a gathering, remarked, “That sucks.” Yes, not drinking for nine months can be a challenge, but I’m doing just fine, so your concern is noted.
To the co-worker who attempted to touch my belly in front of my boss, what every expectant mother really wants is to be manhandled in front of colleagues.
Thank you to the colleague who advocated for me by announcing that I “don’t like being touched.” It’s comforting to know someone has my back.
To my former boss, who took the time to tell me I looked adorable and congratulated me, your kind words mean a lot. It’s refreshing when men understand how to offer genuine compliments.
To the boss who reminded everyone in multiple meetings that I’m pregnant, I’m sure you meant well, but the collective eye rolls in the room were hard to miss.
Thanks to the barista who assumed I’d be ordering decaf based solely on my bump—wrong guess, buddy; I need my caffeine fix.
To the person who went to offer me wine only to retract it with, “Oh wait, you can’t drink,” I appreciate you looking out, but I was already aware of that.
To the maternity store clerk who assured me, “You will definitely get bigger,” thank you for that encouraging insight.
To every man who has said, “It will be here before you know it,” I’m curious how you know since you’ve never been pregnant… oh wait, you haven’t.
To the guy who advised my husband on my seafood consumption, I’m delighted to hear you’re a medical expert…oh, you’re not?
Thank you to the HR person who commented on my size, suggesting that because I’m small, I must be comfortable. It’s great you’re able to gauge my feelings so accurately.
I want to express immense gratitude to my friends whose excitement matches my own. To those who have opened their homes for me during this tiring phase, and to those who’ve sent supportive messages from afar, you’ve made this journey lighter.
Thank you to everyone who has promised drinks post-baby and to those who have celebrated this experience as a joyful one rather than a burden. Your affirmations, even if I rolled my eyes, have been appreciated.
And a special thanks to those who have lent an ear to my complaints. Pregnancy can be a rollercoaster of emotions, but I’m thankful for anyone who has taken it all in stride. You might just earn yourself a drink when this is all over.
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In summary, while the unsolicited comments during pregnancy can be both amusing and infuriating, it’s important to focus on the support and love that truly count. Each interaction, no matter how ridiculous, has contributed to this unique experience.