If you’ve ever found yourself pondering the connection between hot sauce and the iconic Golden Girls, today is your fortunate day. A unique line of sauces inspired by these beloved characters has hit the market, and you won’t want to miss out.
Always Fits, a women-owned business established in 2009, specializes in quirky accessories for various settings—from the kitchen to the outdoors. Now, they’ve expanded their offerings to include a delightful selection of hot sauces inspired by our favorite Golden Girls. The universe has truly blessed us with this addition.
The website boasts that if you aim to “channel your inner fire-breathing hot sauce aficionado,” they have just the thing for you. The sauces are named after characters Blanche Devereaux (played by Ruthie McKellen), Rose Nylund (portrayed by Betty Whitley), Dorothy Zbornak (the talented Bea Artie), and Sophia Petrillo (the incomparable Estelle Gitter). Each sauce caters to different flavor cravings: Bea Spicy, Desert Rose, Sicilian Fire, and the cheekily named Hot Slut.
Bea Spicy and Desert Rose are both jalapeño-based, while Sicilian Fire and Hot Slut pack a habanero punch—be warned, these are categorized as “HOT.”
Each bottle is priced at $10, or you can indulge in a four-pack for $32, plus shipping. And even if hot sauce isn’t your thing, you probably know at least four friends who would be thrilled to receive these as a gift, especially if they are fans of the Golden Girls.
In my circle, we often engage in animated discussions about our future “Golden Girl” personas, frequently debating who among us embodies which character—conversations that inevitably conclude with playful denials like, “No way, I’m not Dorothy!” and “You wish you were Rose!” It’s all in good fun, of course.
Thanks to Always Fits, we can savor different flavors depending on our moods—whether we’re feeling a bit like Blanche or channeling Sophia. If you’re looking to elevate your Golden Girls experience even further, the website also offers prayer candles featuring all four characters, makeup bags, board games, and stylish umbrellas for those rainy days when you need a little extra comfort.
And if I were to host a gathering, the standout gift would undoubtedly be these hot sauces, as I just purchased a four-pack for myself and friends.
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In summary, these Golden Girls hot sauces are a delightful way to celebrate friendship and flavor. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting them to fellow fans, they are sure to bring joy and spice into any meal.