Get your favorite shoulder pads and iconic hairstyles ready, because an exciting new version of Clue is on the horizon — and it’s themed around the beloved sitcom, “Golden Girls.” Yes, you read that right, and we’re here to spill the tea on where you can grab it!
The creative minds at USAopoly have brought this delightful game to life, allowing players to help Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose figure out “WHO devoured the last piece of cheesecake, WHAT was left behind, and in WHICH room the crime took place.”
Oh. My. Goodness! We can barely contain our excitement! Each character comes with their own cards, along with two mystery gentlemen. And if you think you’ll get to play as Blanche, think again—I’m calling dibs right now!
The game board features a detailed layout of the fabulous Miami home of our favorite sassy seniors, complete with their bedrooms, the lanai, the stylish bathroom, the cozy living room, and the kitchen where Sophia delivered her unforgettable quips.
But wait, there’s more — the tokens are simply fabulous! You can choose from items like hairspray, a sultry robe (could it belong to Blanche?), lipstick, a shoe, a wicker chair, and Sophia’s purse.
The game also includes rumor cards detailing potential suspects, weapons, and crime scene locations. We’re especially excited about the distraction cards, which we hope will highlight Rose’s long-winded tales, Blanche’s various romantic escapades, Sophia’s sharp remarks, and Dorothy’s unforgettable eye rolls. Personally, I’m betting on Sophia in the kitchen with her wicker purse. Or perhaps Blanche in her bedroom with the hairspray? The possibilities are endless and thrilling!
With nostalgia for classic shows on the rise and the popularity of fun Lego sets and figurines, this game is the perfect addition to our collection of adult entertainment. After all, why should kids have all the fun while we’re left with mundane purchases like curtains and shapewear? We’re human too!
We can hardly wait for this game to hit the shelves. It’s “coming soon,” and truthfully, we wish it would arrive even sooner! For those seeking more engaging content, check out our other blog posts like this one about artificial insemination kits at Make a Mom. Looking for expert advice on pregnancy? Visit March of Dimes for an excellent resource, and for more insights into home insemination, Intracervical Insemination is a great authority on the topic.
In summary, the “Golden Girls” Clue game is a delightful new addition that combines nostalgia with fun gameplay, and we can’t wait for it to be available!