Engaging in sexual activity brings numerous pleasures, not just physically but also mentally. Beyond the fun and intimacy, there are verified health benefits to be gained. For instance, did you know that you’re not just enjoying yourself, but also burning calories? So, feel free to indulge in that extra slice of cake if you’re planning to get frisky later.
If you’ve ever been curious about how many calories you burn during intimate moments, I have exciting news: the i.Con, a smart condom, is here, and it’s exclusively available through British Condoms. Think of it as a Fitbit for your partner’s penis, providing insights into your performance in the bedroom—because who doesn’t want yet another way to compare themselves?
British Condoms poses some intriguing questions: “Curious about how many calories you burn during sex?” It’s a thought that might cross your mind, especially when hunger strikes. “How many thrusts?” Honestly, who’s counting? As long as the pleasure is there, I’m not worried about the numbers. “What about the duration of your sessions?” If I managed to stay awake, we’re good to go.
And let’s not forget the really pressing question: “Ever wanted to see how you measure up against others globally?” Yes! Because we all need that added pressure of judgment, right?
Interestingly, the i.Con is not a condom in the traditional sense. Instead, it’s an adjustable ring that fits over a condom, retailing at $80.99. Expected to launch in late 2017, this reusable and waterproof device features a USB port for easy charging, allowing you to keep track of your performance every time.
Equipped with a nano-chip and sensors, it records multiple variables during your intimate experiences. Perfect! While I struggle to keep my life organized, I can now know how many different ways I can share intimacy in a month.
Once you’ve finished your romantic rendezvous, you can utilize the i.Con app to download all the juicy details—because who wouldn’t prefer analyzing data over snuggling or grabbing a snack afterward? If you’re looking for validation, British Condoms offers the option to share your stats with friends or even the public. Because, of course, we all want to broadcast our intimate statistics to the world.
Initially available only on their website, the company hopes to distribute the device in stores soon. Just what we needed, right? A fitness tracker for the male anatomy—what a time to be alive!
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In summary, the i.Con offers a new way of measuring sexual activity, providing users with feedback on calories burned, thrusts, and positions used. While the idea may seem amusing or even unnecessary, it caters to an audience eager to quantify their intimate experiences.