From The Confessional: Spare Us the QAnon Nonsense

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Conspiracy theories have been a part of human culture for ages, with people preparing for everything from zombie apocalypses to alien invasions. However, the landscape has changed dramatically. In the past, spreading misinformation required physical materials—books, magazines, or even word of mouth. Nowadays, the internet allows conspiracy theorists to propagate their beliefs with alarming speed. It’s unsettling to see individuals we once respected getting lost in the labyrinth of conspiracy, seemingly without a way out.

Take, for example, our in-laws, neighbors, and even some friends who have become engrossed in outlandish tales from dubious sources, dismissing credible scientific evidence. They believe in a stolen election, that celebrities are involved in heinous activities, and that COVID-19 is a hoax—all while rejecting the life-saving vaccine.

We wish we could help them, but sometimes the only option is to distance ourselves. Whether you’re grieving the loss of a friendship due to someone descending into QAnon madness or feeling relieved that a family member’s extreme beliefs give you an excuse to skip family gatherings, we’ve all been affected by these strange narratives.

All we can do is hope that these “sheeple,” as they often label us, will see the light. If not, humanity faces a daunting future.

I was excited about reconnecting with my long-distance friend, but instead endured two hours of conspiracy theories. It was disheartening.

Confessionals

Confessional #25826981: My older brother and I were once inseparable. Now, after he dove into COVID conspiracies, I haven’t spoken to him in months. He keeps sending me nasty messages because he believes I’m a “sheep.” It’s heartbreaking.

Confessional #25826281: My brother, once my best friend, has gone off the rails with conspiracy theories. I had to sever ties. It’s tragic how such madness can fracture relationships.

Confessional #25824638: My husband and I are at odds. He’s become obsessed with conspiracy theories and has transformed into someone unrecognizable after 12 years together.

Confessional #25820457: Despite trying to laugh it off, the lies being spread are dangerous. The consequences of these beliefs are reshaping our relationships in painful ways.

Confessional #25826720: I secretly enjoy it when my son puts his dad in check. Last night, my husband started rambling about conspiracies, and my son told him, “Shut up, Dad, you sound ridiculous!”

Confessional #25819353: A friend constantly posts conspiracy videos online and then asks for my thoughts. Honestly, I think she’s lost it.

Confessional #25817643: I walked into a bakery and was accosted by two anti-mask employees who tried to convince me that everything was one big conspiracy. I never even got to buy anything!

Confessional #25818546: My husband just admitted he’s a conspiracy theorist. He thinks school shootings are staged. I can’t comprehend how people can think this way.

Confessional #25826709: My in-laws got vaccinated, but the anti-vaccine aunt is demanding Easter plans. Sorry, we’re not exposing our kids to your reckless beliefs.

Confessional #25826572: My husband’s aunt believes COVID is fake and refuses to get vaccinated. My mother-in-law has told her that only vaccinated family members are welcome at gatherings. I wish I could see the look on her face when she learns my husband got his shot.

Confessional #25825191: I’m fed up with my anti-vax, conspiracy-loving friend. I wish she’d wake up already!

The pandemic has unleashed a wave of conspiracy theories, with anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers gaining traction across the country. While we embraced safety measures, Aunt Carol’s absurd comments got her permanently uninvited from family gatherings—good riddance.

We had to cut ties with my husband’s aunt because her conspiracy beliefs about COVID and Trump went too far. I refuse to expose my kids to such madness.

Confessional #25819312: I can’t look at some friends the same way after their ridiculous conspiracy posts on social media. Trump lost! Just accept it already.

Confessional #25819257: I take some pleasure in watching my former friend attempt to deny her past as a conspiracy theorist online.

Confessional #25822523: My husband has become a conspiracy theorist, and it’s torn our 20-year marriage apart. I can’t keep my kids or myself safe. Why can’t he see the truth?

This pandemic has altered everything, including destroying friendships and relationships. We find it hard to view loved ones the same after they’ve embraced QAnon or supported a defeated politician.

The past few years have brought forth an onslaught of bizarre conspiracy theories that defy reason. Unfortunately, as people dig deeper into these beliefs, we often have to say goodbye to them.

Buh-bye, Uncle Pete. Don’t expect a seat at Thanksgiving this year.

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Summary

This piece reflects on the impact of conspiracy theories on personal relationships during the pandemic. Many individuals have found themselves distant from loved ones who have embraced various conspiracy beliefs, leading to the dissolution of friendships and family ties. As misinformation spreads rapidly online, the emotional toll on those who cling to reason is palpable.

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