For Those Days When You Feel Like You Achieved Nothing

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As the day comes to an end, you look around and see a sink overflowing with dishes, the laundry piled high, and toys scattered everywhere. You pour yourself a glass of wine, reflecting on the day’s events, and wonder what you actually accomplished. Fear not, fellow parent; you did more than you realize. Here’s a list of your achievements:

  1. You reheated your coffee multiple times. In the process, you likely stumbled upon yesterday’s cold cup still lingering in the microwave. If you managed to toss that mug into the dishwasher, give yourself a pat on the back for two victories.
  2. You tended to the bathroom situation, wiping up after your kids. Because let’s be real—aiming is a skill that many young boys are yet to master, and no one wants an unexpected splash.
  3. You maintained your patience while your children attempted to dress themselves. It’s astonishing how a simple shirt can turn into a 10-minute ordeal filled with meltdowns.
  4. You distributed snacks. This task might seem trivial, but it involves a lot of chopping, slicing, and unwrapping—definitely deserving of recognition.
  5. You changed out of your pajamas—perhaps because of baby spit-up or a toddler mishap. Regardless, you made the effort, and that’s what counts.
  6. You exited another social media group, and bonus points if it was a makeup-related one.
  7. You got in some exercise, whether it was lifting your child after a fall or running after them as they zoomed away.
  8. You consumed some “healthy” food. Chocolate has antioxidants, so does wine—cheers to that!
  9. You located that elusive toy your daughter needed for her nap, figuring out the must-have item of the day.
  10. You confronted your arachnophobia by eliminating a spider from your home.
  11. You unraveled a household mystery. That foul odor in the living room? It was the forgotten sippy cup hidden under the couch. Dispose of that!
  12. You humorously engaged with your child’s joke, even if it lost its charm after the first telling.
  13. You took care of that annoying chin hair that had been bothering you. Grooming is important!
  14. You successfully got your child to eat broccoli. It may have taken an eternity, but it’s progress nonetheless.
  15. You listened attentively as your son narrates the entire plot of his favorite show, only getting sidetracked a few times.
  16. You cleaned up numerous puddles of water created by your kids’ playtime, all while dodging potential slips and falls.
  17. You mediated countless sibling disputes throughout the day without losing your cool.
  18. You saved your child from a sticky situation, like climbing onto a bookshelf—how do they even get up there?
  19. You organized a playdate, knowing how crucial social interactions are for their development.
  20. You finally put your kids to bed, which involved reading stories, singing songs, and maybe a little bribery to ensure a smooth transition to sleep.

See? You accomplished a lot today! Ignore the dishes and treat yourself to some well-deserved rest. You’ve earned it. If you’re interested in more parenting insights, check out our post on home insemination kits. For additional resources, visit CCRM IVF’s blog for excellent pregnancy and home insemination information, and don’t forget to refer to Intracervical Insemination’s student visits for authoritative content on the topic.

In summary, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed, but remember that every little task contributes to the bigger picture of parenting. Recognize your efforts, and don’t hesitate to take a break when needed.