I’ve never been one for sharing birth stories. Whenever I find myself in those discussions, the atmosphere becomes a bit uncomfortable. “My contractions were intense, but the pain relief was on point. The pushing part was a challenge, but then — whoosh! — out popped my little one.” And honestly, that’s how I perceive it. Birth was a medical event that resulted in a new life entering the world.
The baby’s here! Yay! And then, it’s on to other things.
Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely recognize the significance of childbirth. It brought me two of the most wonderful kids imaginable, so I’m all for it. Before giving birth, I wasn’t a mom; after, I became one. So yes, birth is amazing. Hooray for birth!
However, for me, the whole experience was simply a means to an end. Sure, it was a remarkable physical accomplishment, and I feel fortunate that mine went smoothly. But I didn’t dwell on it too much—until I became a mother and ventured out in search of companionship, eager to connect with other moms.
Clueless little me began attending every parenting group, church gathering, and playground meet-up I could find, hoping for some adult conversation. To my utter astonishment, despite the myriad of topics we could discuss, the dialogue always seemed to circle back to — you guessed it — birth stories. Every single time!
I mean, whoa, ladies. We’ve just met, and we’re already diving into the nitty-gritty of perineal stitches?
Please, no.
Clearly, childbirth is a bonding subject among us women. Unfortunately for me, when the Motherhood Fairy sprinkled her “care factor” dust over all the birth-story enthusiasts, I was somehow overlooked. Every time I’m in a group of parents, this topic surfaces, and a little part of my spirit shrivels up.
Isn’t it tough enough to leave the house when you’re tethered to tiny humans all day long? With their endless needs, desires, and diaper changes, for the love of all things, I just want to chat about something more grown-up.
Like, did you catch the latest episode of Grey’s Anatomy? Or have you checked out that new eyebrow threading salon? You guys like coffee, right?
But no, here we go again with the birth stories.
Which is fantastic, considering we’ve known each other for all of 10 minutes while our kids play together in the sandbox. Perhaps we should wait until at least the third playdate before discussing how overrated epidurals can be? Call me old-fashioned.
Moms, I won’t deny that you enjoy sharing these experiences. It’s just that… I don’t get out much, okay? I adore my kids as much as any other mama bear, but I’m still recovering from the last one I gave birth to, and I could really use some adult conversation. So let’s talk about something, anything — but birth stories?
Correction: Anything not baby-related would be delightful. No milestones. No potty talk. And please, no recounting how many hours we’re not sleeping. (Okay, that one is somewhat fun. Let’s keep that). Honestly, I’d even discuss politics at this point. 2016, AMIRIGHT?
But let’s be real. We’re all here in our comfy clothes and messy buns, sipping coffee, clearly establishing that we are mothers. We’ve all made it to this playground with our kids, who, in one way or another, entered the world through our bodies. Cool? We can agree on that.
Let’s skip the intricate details of that journey and enjoy the fact that our children are magical. But goodness, we are exhausted, and there are a million other topics we could explore right now.
Like, did you hear that Target is going to start serving wine soon? Just saying…
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In summary, while childbirth is a monumental experience, it’s not the only topic we can discuss as mothers. Let’s explore more grown-up conversations and share a few laughs instead of just birth tales.