Experience ‘Jaws’ While Floating on Open Water This Summer? No Thanks!

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Abstract: The concept of watching the classic horror film “Jaws” while adrift on open water is both thrilling and terrifying, especially for those with a fear of the unknown lurking beneath the surface. At Beachside Billy’s, a water park in Leander, Texas, this unique experience is being offered, allowing participants to enjoy the film while floating in inner tubes. However, for those with a vivid imagination, the idea of encountering unseen creatures can be quite unsettling.

As someone who feels uneasy at the mere thought of seaweed brushing against my skin, the premise of “Jaws” sends chills down my spine. This movie is quite educational, reinforcing the notion that if something brushes against you in the ocean, it’s probably a shark. While, realistically, it’s likely just a clump of seaweed, logic takes a backseat to panic when considering the potential horrors of watching a shark-themed film in open water.

At Beachside Billy’s, attendees are invited every weekend this summer to float on an inner tube while watching “Jaws.” Though it may not be the ocean, lakes can harbor their own mysteries—and they may not be much safer. The thought of dangling my toes in murky water while a shark with a taste for human flesh graces the screen is enough to make anyone apprehensive.

According to a rather charming promotional video, scuba divers will be lurking in the water during the screening, playfully unsettling viewers with pinches and red lights. What a delightful concoction for inducing a heart attack, or perhaps a moment of public embarrassment if I were to react unexpectedly and accidentally kick one of those divers right where it hurts.

For $55, participants receive a Jaws-themed inner tube and a decorative pint glass, alongside the movie screening. But is that worth the risk of a potential mishap? (Yes, I realize it’s a lake, but open water is open water—who knows what could swim into your backyard pool?)

While some may find this experience exhilarating, I am not among them. I sincerely hope this trend doesn’t spread nationwide, as my partner would undoubtedly drag me along for the ride.

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In conclusion, the opportunity to watch “Jaws” while floating on open water may be a thrilling venture for some, but for those with a healthy fear of the unknown, it could be a recipe for anxiety.