Elf On The Shelf Takes a Year Off for Quarantine – Thank Goodness

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In a year where social media has been flooded with updates and happenings, parents are finally getting a much-deserved breather. Moms across the country, put down those craft supplies and celebrate – thanks to the pandemic, Elf On The Shelf won’t be joining in the festive cheer this holiday season.

For those who may need a reminder, the Elf On The Shelf is a little spy who keeps an eye on kids during the day and then returns to the North Pole at night to report back to Santa about who’s been naughty or nice. Each morning, the elf changes locations in the home, a task that can be quite exhausting for parents trying to keep up.

As always, the internet has come to the rescue. Numerous online retailers are offering COVID-themed Elf on the Shelf kits and accessories, featuring items such as quarantine houses and face masks.

Let’s take a peek at some of these COVID-19 inspired Elf On The Shelf kits:

  • This option includes a tiny mask and exudes supermodel vibes.
  • The elf here has some seriously intense eyes but is safely boxed up, relieving you of the need to move him.
  • This elf has completely ghosted its family, and it’s downright hilarious.
  • These little guys seem to have been doing yoga during lockdown – they’re exceptionally flexible.
  • In a nod to the classic film Steel Magnolias, one seller has dressed the elf for winter, complete with a miniature Christmas tree and snow.
  • This elf is the epitome of extra—bendy, isolated, masked, sassy bow, fancy jar, and even positioned as if eavesdropping on discussions about past parenting methods.

The silver lining of this year’s elf experience is that he can be as quarantined as parents wish – perhaps leaving a Post-It note on a child’s bed that reads “I’m Sorry. I Can’t. Don’t Hate Me” (a la Sex In The City) or simply staying tucked away at home for the holidays.

Parenting rarely provides a break, so take this opportunity, embrace it, and enjoy a stress-free holiday season. For more helpful advice, check out our other blog post here, and if you’re looking for reliable information on pregnancy and home insemination, this resource is excellent. For a deeper understanding of home insemination, visit here.

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Summary:

Elf On The Shelf takes a break this year thanks to the pandemic, giving parents a chance to relax. With online shops offering COVID-themed kits, parents can still have fun while keeping the elf quarantined. Embrace this unique holiday season and check out the linked resources for more information on home insemination and pregnancy.