Don’t Cross a Determined Mom Armed with Goldfish Crackers

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Updated: August 10, 2017
Originally Published: August 1, 2007

Listen closely, world—moms are the ultimate culinary wizards. We understand our little diners better than anyone else. We cater to the child who refuses to eat crusts, shuns anything crunchy, or demands a specific, rare brand of yogurt for breakfast that’s never on sale. We are the unsung heroes in the kitchen, only to find our carefully prepared healthy creations smeared across the floor moments later.

This piece is dedicated to every mom dominating her kitchen, serving up meals with confidence. It’s also a playful nod to the Netflix series Chef’s Table, perfect for a laugh after the kids are tucked in for the night. So, grab a bowl of Goldfish crackers and dive into this fun read.

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In summary, moms are the champions of mealtime, juggling picky eaters and culinary experiments with grace. So next time you see a mom with a fist full of Goldfish, remember—she’s on a mission!