1. A break from the kiddos. Of course, I adore our children, and yes, I appreciate their colorful cards that only a mother could cherish. But after that delightful breakfast filled with handmade gifts, it’s time for me to jet off! Peace out, my friend.
2. A present that truly reflects your understanding of who I am—something that shows you find me unique, charming, and wonderful. Think this is a “trap”? Check out my Amazon wishlist or my favorites on Etsy. Is that too much to ask, Detective?
3. An evening out, just the two of us—no kids allowed. You’re the one responsible for arranging the babysitter. Yep, that’s YOU. What was that? No, I didn’t book anyone! Seriously.
4. A heartfelt card penned by your own hand. It should sing my praises. Feel free to include how you’d be lost without me or how you knew I was “the one” from the moment we met. Just make sure one of those lines makes it in.
5. A full day dedicated to showering me with love and fulfilling my every request. Whether it’s discussing the latest episode of The Bachelor over dinner or tackling the garage cleanup, just do it without asking where the supplies are. That would ruin the magic.
And just a quick note: I should not be aware of any of these surprises. Stay off my computer and don’t even think about asking for my Etsy login. Write that card at work. You’ve got this!
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In summary, all I really want for my birthday is a blend of time for myself, thoughtful gifts, and some special moments with you. Keep it a surprise, and I promise it’ll be a birthday to remember!
