You bombard me with questions every day—ranging from simple ones (how can you love us all the same?) to the profound (what happens after we die?) to the awkward (but how did I get in your tummy?). It’s a full-time gig, and I embrace it. But today, I have a few inquiries of my own for you…
Questions for You
Why is it that you can construct impressive towers with effortless skill yet struggle to aim for the toilet bowl?
Why do you put up such a fight over bedtime every night? Is it really a hardship to snuggle into a cozy bed and drift off to sleep?
Why do you leave behind a trail of fingerprints on the walls while climbing the stairs? That banister is there for a reason—please use it!
Why do you crave a friend’s toy, only to lose interest in it once it’s yours?
Why must you pick your nose and smear the evidence on the walls? If tissues are out of reach, sleeves can work too. They do for me!
Why do you become parched the instant I pour myself a drink and sit down?
Why is getting your toenails trimmed akin to torture? It’s just a pedicure, for goodness’ sake!
Why can’t you agree on a single movie that you all claim to love at the same time?
Why do you grumble about brushing your teeth before school? Do you really not care about that stinky morning breath?
Why do you adore ketchup yet find tomato sauce “gross”?
Why can’t you simply ignore your siblings when they tease you? Trust me, if you do, they will stop!
Why do you wrestle on the couch, knowing it usually ends in tears? Do you actually enjoy getting hurt?
Why is volume control such a mystery? I CAN HEAR YOU!!!
Why do you insist on choosing the most irritating books? Reading about Transformers and Cars makes me want to skip pages and stab myself in the eye!
Why must you jump in every puddle you encounter?
Why do you feel the need to repeat my name a dozen times before asking a question?
Why can you sprint laps around the house like a whirlwind, yet when I ask you to help tidy up, you turn into a lump of mush unable to move?
Why, dear children, why???
Further Insights
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In summary, parenting is an engaging journey filled with endless questions—both from me and my little ones.