Let’s get straight to the point: things are getting out of control. I’ve only been at your place for a few days, and your dad is already considering sending me back to the North Pole for good. That’s right—no more hot cocoa and festive tunes for me!
Now, I’ve got a pretty sweet gig up there with Santa, so spending eternity in a cozy cabin isn’t a punishment. But I’m here to help you, and I need to set the record straight about what’s really going on.
Kindness Matters
First off, let’s talk about kindness. Do you really think I’m not paying attention? Lucy, I caught you sneaking that extra cookie when you thought no one was watching. That’s not what the Elf on the Shelf is about! It’s supposed to encourage you to be your best selves during the holiday season, not act like you’re in a free-for-all. And guess what? I have to report back to Santa about your actions!
Realistic Gift Requests
Now, about those gift requests? Dream on! A flying skateboard? Not happening! Let’s be realistic. How about wishing for some fun trading cards or a new video game instead?
Consistency is Key
Lastly, here’s a little tip on how to improve your behavior and ensure a joyful season. Whatever you do at school, bring that same energy home. I see you sitting up straight in class, listening attentively, and using your manners. It’s like you’re leading two different lives! Fix that now because your dad is on a mission, and your mom is not amused.
Good luck, my little friends; you’re going to need it!
Happy Holidays!
Your Elf on the Shelf
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Summary: This letter serves as a candid reminder to children about the expectations of their behavior during the holiday season. The elf encourages kindness, realistic gift requests, and consistency in behavior between home and school while providing links to useful resources on home insemination and related topics.