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As you embark on your journey as a camp counselor this summer, you’re stepping into a role that comes with significant responsibility. You’ll be in charge of young kids who may not always be easy to manage. Their moods can be swayed by many factors beyond your control: the time of day (early mornings and just before pick-up can be particularly challenging), the heat (good luck without AC!), hunger, thirst, and a host of other unpredictable circumstances. I trust you’ll navigate these challenges well.

I hope you’ve completed all the necessary training, including CPR, interviews, background checks, and references. Rest assured, I’ll touch base with the camp director before I head out for the day—just a concerned parent looking out for my kids. I know you might view your own mother as a bit of a drag right now, but trust me, there will come a day when you appreciate her wisdom.

This summer will be transformative for you. Many teenagers haven’t had the chance to spend extensive time with younger kids, and after this experience, some may realize they’re not ready for parenthood just yet. A summer with a group of lively children can be the most effective form of birth control! Your parents are wise for letting you work here, though there’s always a chance you might find the idea of having kids appealing after caring for them for a few weeks. Just remember, despite what you might see on TV, parenting is best suited for adults.

I don’t aim to alarm you with this message; rather, I want to emphasize how impactful your role is. While I’m busy with work, you’ll be creating cherished memories for my children. It’s essential to approach your duties with care. Nobody wants to be remembered as the overly stern counselor. You radiate kindness, so let that shine through.

If you falter this summer, it could affect your chances of returning next year or even tarnish your college applications. Your influence is significant—camp counselors wield a surprising amount of power, and while that can be exhilarating, it’s vital to remain grounded. Your primary mission is to ensure the children’s safety and happiness. They’ll need your help with everything from applying sunscreen to even cleaning up after them when they overindulge on candy after a roller coaster ride—definitely not a memory you want to create!

In conclusion, you’re poised to have an incredible summer filled with new friendships and unforgettable experiences. Just remember that my children’s well-being is paramount.

I’m not trying to come off as intimidating; I’m just a mother who truly cares.

Best wishes,

Sophia, Jack and Taylor’s mom

P.S. For more insights on family planning, consider checking out this article on home insemination kits, or explore this comprehensive resource on pregnancy and home insemination from the CDC.