We’ve all experienced those uninspired dates where the spark just isn’t there. Whether it’s awkward chemistry, mismatched interests, or stilted conversation, those lackluster outings can be frustrating — especially when you’d rather be at home binge-watching your favorite show. But what truly tops the list of dating catastrophes are the horror stories that induce sheer panic, leaving you questioning if your date has ever actually gone out with someone before.
As a single mom re-entering the dating scene after nearly two decades, I found comfort in hearing these tales of absolute dating disasters. They’re a reminder that things could always be worse. Let’s take a moment to explore some truly cringe-worthy experiences shared by others.
Mike’s Awkward Encounter
Take the story of Mike, who drove over an hour for an online date only to discover that his companion had just separated from her spouse mere days prior. “When I arrived at the bar, I noticed her friends were watching us and she kept running to them for validation. To top it off, her credit card was declined at the end of the night, and I ended up paying for her drinks,” he recounted.
Lisa’s Shocking Revelation
Honesty is key in dating, something that wasn’t shared by Lisa when she met a man who revealed a shocking secret: “He told me he had false teeth, and then kicked them loose in his mouth while mentioning he was great at ‘face rides.’ I never called him again.”
Tina’s Disheartening Experience
In another disheartening tale, Tina shared, “I met a guy on a dating site and we went for drinks. He kept excusing himself to the bathroom, and it turned out he was doing cocaine. A guy sitting nearby alerted me, and I took his offer to leave with him.”
Leigh’s Emotional Fallout
While some may feel they should endure a date like that, others might find it even worse to deal with emotional fallout, as Leigh did. “At 18, I was set up with a divorced 26-year-old. He spent the entire evening discussing his ex-wife and kids, and when I thought it was over, he sobbed uncontrollably when he tried to kiss me.”
Anna’s Neglect
One date turned sour for Anna when she met a guy at a brewery who ignored her while socializing with his friends. “I felt so neglected that I left my purse in his car, and he never returned it,” she lamented.
Kristy’s Dark Discovery
However, Kristy’s experience took a dark turn when she found out that the resident physician she had a great time with was actually married—after a text from his wife.
Robin’s Nightmare
Robin had her own nightmare: “I went out with a guy who had been on Ashley Madison and told me his ex-wife was dating a bank robber. He shared all this on our first date!” That’s quite the red flag.
Claire’s Shocking Encounter
But perhaps the most shocking tale came from Claire, who said, “I met a guy after chatting online for a week, only to discover he had dirty jeans and manure on his shoes from working with goats all day. It was a mess!”
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In conclusion, while some dates can feel like a nightmare, they can also offer valuable lessons on what to avoid. Remember, it’s all part of the journey!