Category: DIY Insemination
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7 Advantages of Embracing Advanced Maternal Age
At home insemination When I became pregnant with my first child four years ago, I was labeled as being of “Advanced Maternal Age.” This term, often used in medical contexts, refers to women over 35 who may face different risks during pregnancy compared to younger mothers. At first, I found the label disheartening, as if…
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Dear Laundry,
At home insemination Oh, I see you sulking in that pile, all wrinkled and creased. This is your way of protesting, isn’t it? Because I left you all crumpled in the dryer longer than you would like? You’re feeling a bit salty because I had a million other things to juggle while you just sat…
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The 7 Phases of Parenting with a Hangover
At home insemination Updated: August 21, 2015 Originally Published: April 25, 2015 Every parent deserves a night out every now and then, especially when it comes to unwinding with a few drinks. However, as seasoned parents know, enjoying those cocktails comes with its own set of challenges. The responsibility of caring for children can feel…
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Navigating Crisis Preparedness: A Hypothetical Approach
At home insemination Today was a strange day. In a hypothetical scenario that felt all too real, I found myself contemplating the unthinkable: my husband, my children, and even my relatives disappearing one by one. “Apologies for the dark humor,” my attorney remarked, as we tackled a long-overdue conversation about estate planning. This was the…
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12 Ways My Toddlers Turned Pinterest into a Comedy of Errors
At home insemination If you’re one of those lucky parents whose little ones can engage in activities for hours, you’re in a different world than I am. Like many parents, I crave a moment of peace—just a brief interlude to search for missing socks or finally drink that glass of water I poured six hours…
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Pregnancy or Menopause: A Dilemma at 47
At home insemination At 47, I find myself pondering a significant question: am I pregnant or is this the onset of menopause? My realization came when I noticed I hadn’t had a period in three months. Between juggling my daily responsibilities and a recent offer to promote a delightful new tampon brand, it hit me…
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Ethan’s Heartwarming Birthday Story
At home insemination In a heartwarming turn of events, a young boy named Ethan experienced an unfortunate birthday when none of his classmates attended his Stranger Things-themed party. His sister, Lily, took to Twitter to share the emotional moment, posting photos that showcased Ethan’s efforts, complete with elaborate decorations and a cake that would impress…
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My Wife’s Postpartum Body Is a Work of Art
Parenting At home insemination Updated: Feb. 3, 2016 Originally Published: Oct. 12, 2015 What did I say to my wife about the transformations her body underwent after giving birth? Honestly, nothing at all. First off, my wife’s postpartum figure is not really my place to comment on. Sure, I’m her partner, but in the grand…
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10 Morning Strategies for Moms Who Struggle to Rise Early
At home insemination Before I embraced motherhood, I was the quintessential morning enthusiast. I could easily stay up late studying (yes, studying) and still manage to wake up functioning like a champ. But everything changed once I became a parent. Now, I find myself trapped in a constant state of fatigue. The exhaustion I once…
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Bringing My Dad Closer to Us and Helping Him Embrace a ‘New Beginning’
At home insemination “This marks a fresh start. I truly want this,” I say to my father, who is visibly anxious. “Say it out loud,” I urge him. “This marks a fresh start. I truly want this,” he echoes back. It’s the night before his significant relocation from New Jersey to Long Island, allowing him…