As a parent, transitioning your child from a crib to a bed can feel daunting. I remember when my son, at just 2 years old, was happily snoozing in his crib. That was until a well-meaning acquaintance suggested it was time for him to sleep in a “real” bed. Honestly, I had never considered that crib time had a limit. I mean, he wasn’t going off to college with his crib, but I thought, why fix what isn’t broken? He loved his crib, and I appreciated the peace it brought.
Why stir the pot?
As a busy parent, the last thing you need is another parenting dilemma on your plate. Between potty training, ensuring he eats his vegetables, and convincing him that personal hygiene is essential, adding another task felt unnecessary. But I took the plunge, swayed by my friend’s enthusiasm. Soon enough, a toddler bed arrived at our home, and “Operation Big Boy Bed” was underway.
I was optimistic, thinking this would be a breeze. I thought, “The crib isn’t that special. This new bed will be amazing. Everything will go smoothly!” Spoiler alert: it did not.
Unlike my friend, who failed to mention the potential chaos of a newfound bedtime freedom, I’m here to give you fair warning. Before making the switch from a crib to a bed, mentally prepare yourself for the barrage of questions that will likely disrupt your sleep at all hours. Questions like:
- Mommy, can I have a cup of water?
- My cup spilled! Can I have new blankets?
- I didn’t finish my water. Can I have another?
- The water is hot now. Can I have ice?
- I drank all of it. Can you help me go potty?
- Does Rapunzel have a sister?
- Does Mickey Mouse have a mommy? Why not? Is she dead?
- What happens when mouse mommies die? Are you going to die?
- Can you put carrots in my lunch tomorrow? No! I want oranges instead!
- How do snakes hug each other?
- I hear a buzz in my fan. Are there bees?
- If bees sting me, will I bleed?
- Can I sleep in your bed? I’m scared of the bees.
- Did my sister’s penis fall off? Can mine?
- Can I check Daddy’s penis to make sure it’s okay?
- Can I have a fruit snack? Where’s that toy dog Aunt Sissy gave me?
- Is it morning yet?
- When it’s morning, do I have to go to school? I don’t like school anymore; I want to watch a movie.
- What’s your favorite movie? Is it only for adults? Can I watch it? Can we have popcorn?
- I ate popcorn last year and it made my tummy hurt. Can I have medicine?
- I ate some medicine. Is that okay? Just kidding, Mommy, I didn’t eat any.
- What color is our couch? Can I get out my Legos? I promise to be quiet.
- Can I play Fruit Ninja?
- Why is your tummy so big, Mommy? Did you eat a baby?
- How do babies get in your tummy? Did you eat me?
- I miss my dog. Can we bring him inside?
- The dark is too dark. My nightlight is too bright. My pillow is too squishy.
- What is dooooooosh? I heard that word on the TV.
- Am I your favorite boy in the world? Don’t you want to sleep in the same bed as your favorite boy?
- There is a scary man in my closet, Mommy. Is that God? Does God never sleep? Is he tired?
- Can I sleep like a bat, upside down?
- Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Is Mommy your real name?
- And finally: Is it time to get out of bed yet?!
This is just a glimpse of the inquiries my son has posed this week. If you manage to get through this list without losing your mind, then kudos to you! You’re a superhero among parents, and you’re ready to make the leap from crib to bed.
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In summary, transitioning your child from a crib to a bed is a significant change that comes with challenges. Prepare for a host of questions and sleepless nights, but remember that this phase is temporary. With patience and humor, you can navigate this journey successfully.