Time to sleep! Yes, I said it’s bedtime! I understand you’re not ready, but the clock doesn’t lie. Please return your shoes and socks to their rightful place. Both shoes, all the socks. I can assure you, they’re not mine! Now go wash your teeth.
And leave your sister alone. Don’t forget the toothpaste! Stop poking her! Brush your teeth! You’re finished? Seriously? That was a half-hearted attempt. You still have “sweater teeth.” Now, give it another go.
That’s more like it. Time to tidy up the bathroom. Whose underwear is on the floor? And please remember to flush the toilet. Ugh, wipe the toothpaste mess from the sink! Flush the toilet, please!
Now, say goodnight to Mom. Hugs and kisses, let’s wrap it up. Turn off the TV now. That’s enough affection. Into bed, please.
Stop bothering your sister! Yes, I will tuck you in. Get in bed. You already said goodnight to her, remember? A hug is sufficient. You can kiss her in the morning. Fine, one more hug. That’s all.
Let go now. I love you, too. That’s enough hugs. No more kisses. I’m all done with this. Goodnight! You have water in your room.
It’s not old. No, it’s fresh! Alright, but be quick about it. And no ice! No more hugs or kisses! Take your water and get into bed. What’s that?
I have no clue what we’re having for dinner tomorrow. Now, back to bed with you. I have no idea how they time the traffic lights either. You already have water! IT IS NOT OLD! GO TO BED! No, I will not give you another hug.
I love you again. You again? Fine, but be quick, remember to flush, and head back to bed. Goodnight! It’s simply not feasible to have a nightmare in two minutes. Trust me, it’s impossible!
Turn on your closet light if you must. I will not re-tuck you. I’m sorry that it makes you sad. Bring it up during Family Day at therapy. Goodnight. Love you too.
…And good morning! Rise and shine! Time to get ready for school! Up and at ’em! Get dressed. I’ll see you downstairs in ten minutes. Too tired to get out of bed? Maybe you should’ve gone to bed earlier. Now it’s eight minutes left!
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In summary, bedtime routines can be a whirlwind of reminders and negotiations, but they’re all part of the parenting journey. Embrace the chaos, and remember to find humor in the little things.