Avoid Kissing the Baby (And Other Essential Guidelines for Newborn Care)

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I wouldn’t say I’m overly concerned about germs. I believe in the five-second rule, and my kids don’t get a bath every day. My kitchen counters could certainly use a good scrubbing, and I genuinely think that a little exposure to germs (and yes, dirt) is beneficial for children. Science supports this notion—up to a point.

That point? Newborns.

Let’s be clear: I understand the overwhelming urge to shower a newborn with affection. They’re absolutely adorable, with those chubby cheeks, soft wisps of hair, and that irresistible baby scent. It’s nature’s clever design to ensure that parents can endure the sleepless nights, endless crying, and messy diaper situations.

However, while babies can easily turn us into mushy puddles of affection, we must resist the temptation to get too close. It’s critical to keep your lips, unclean hands, and potentially harmful germs away from these tiny humans.

Sure, you might be thinking, “Oh great, another set of rules from overly cautious parents.” But this isn’t just about being cautious; it’s about basic human decency and hygiene. Newborns have immature immune systems and haven’t yet received all their vaccinations, making them particularly susceptible to infections. In fact, there have been tragic instances where infants contracted severe illnesses, like meningitis from a kiss given by someone with a cold sore.

So, let’s break it down: don’t kiss the baby. Keep your fingers away from their mouths. Avoid coughing or sneezing in their direction. If you’re feeling under the weather, please stay away. No one wants to deal with a sick parent and a fragile newborn.

This isn’t an eternal ban on affection, mind you. Once a baby has received vaccinations and built up a stronger immune system, you can relax the germ protection rules a bit. Before long, your little one will be crawling on the kitchen floor and discovering all sorts of unsanitary delights. They may even engage in some rather questionable behavior, like playing with a half-eaten lollipop they found wedged in the couch cushions.

But when it comes to newborns, let’s exercise some common sense. Visit the new parents, bring them food, or gift them one of those cute but impractical onesies with snaps. If you want to hold the baby (after washing your hands, of course), make sure it’s while mom gets a well-deserved break.

Just remember, keep your germy lips and dirty hands far away from that precious little being. For more information about home insemination, you can check out our post on this artificial insemination kit. Additionally, if you’re curious about skincare, visit this page for expert advice. If you’re looking for resources related to pregnancy and home insemination, this site is a great place to start.

In summary, newborns require extra precautions when it comes to hygiene. While germs can be beneficial for older children, newborns are vulnerable and should be protected from unnecessary exposure.