Anime Lovers, Unite! Explore Japanese Animation with Over 30 Hilarious Anime Jokes

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Updated: July 27, 2021
Originally Published: May 3, 2021
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Anime is often described with words like “adorable,” “complex,” and even “mind-boggling.” This unique form of animation offers intricate narratives and profound character arcs that set it apart from typical cartoons. Unlike the familiar Disney heroes, anime characters embark on epic quests or missions to resolve conflicts, uphold justice, or even save the universe. The stakes are high, with themes that can range from the charming antics of cute hamsters to intense confrontations between celestial forces. In anime, the storytelling often delves into serious matters, and characters may face perilous situations, including dramatic battles. In essence, anime embodies a blend of soap opera intensity and action-packed drama, making it a favorite among both children and adults. Just as kids enjoy Pokémon, you’ll find plenty of adults who are just as passionate about it.

Anime series can stretch on for ages, with the longest-running show, Sazae-san, boasting over 7,500 episodes. (Good luck trying to binge-watch that!) If that piques your curiosity, wait until you check out our collection of jokes below. If you weren’t intrigued by anime before, you might just change your mind now! (We recommend kicking things off with Spirited Away.) Whether you’re a lifelong fan or simply appreciate the artistry of Japanese animation, there’s much to discover in both its narratives and the humor shared below.

Anime Jokes

  1. What do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Cow?
    Sailor Moo.
  2. What’s a chicken’s favorite anime?
    Bok-Bok-Boku.
  3. My friend is obsessed with anime.
    You might say he is an anime-niac.
  4. What’s a Hawaiian squirrel’s favorite anime?
    My Hero Macadamia (Nut).
  5. How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Just one, but it’ll take six episodes.
  6. What do Saiyans wear to the beach?
    Trunks.
  7. What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
    Naruto lasts forever.
  8. How do you get a Pokémon onto a school bus?
    You poke-em-on!
  9. Where did Vegeta go after death?
    Into the frieza.
  10. What did Yuri say when he won gold?
    “Victuuri!”
  11. What does Deku put on the walls during Christmas?
    Deku-rations.
  12. What type of novels does L like?
    Light Novel.
  13. What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
    Half and half.
  14. What did Light say when he got found out?
    Oh, shoot. Yagami this time.
  15. What did Ash say to Misty when she was saying the alphabet?
    You missed-E.
  16. What did Kaneki say when Hide learned that he was a ghoul?
    Oh, shiete.
  17. How did Lucy feel when she joined Fairy Tail?
    Nat-su Grey-t!
  18. What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
    Go Coo.
  19. What do you call the anime bill of rights?
    The Manga Carta.
  20. What’s a Titan’s favorite meal?
    Raw-men.
  21. Frieza is cool, but his brother is cooler.
  22. What is Wall-E’s favorite anime series?
    It is Eva-ngelion.
  23. What would you call a French anime fan?
    A Ouib.
  24. Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta?
    Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.
  25. How do Elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car?
    Nappa know-how.
  26. Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
    Because he could not get to the final form.
  27. On which planet does Piccolo visit to relax?
    He goes to Planet Hammock.
  28. Which Pokémon can see the future?
    A pikahead.
  29. Which college do Pokémon go to?
    StarU.
  30. Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
    Staryu Wars.
  31. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
    Paras.
  32. A friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him.
    But this isn’t even my final form.
  33. I’ve been watching this anime about dentists.
    But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.
  34. What is an anime watcher’s favorite number?
    10 pi.
  35. What do you call the ghost of an anime fan?
    A weeaboo.

If these jokes aren’t enough to tickle your funny bone, you can always explore even more amusing anime dad jokes. You’ll be left wanting more!

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In summary, anime is a captivating and multifaceted form of storytelling that transcends age barriers. With its diverse themes and character-driven plots, it offers something for everyone. Plus, with a touch of humor through these jokes, you can enjoy the lighter side of this beloved art form.