An Apology to Our School Bus Driver

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Dear Mr. Thompson,

I hope this note finds you well. I want to take a moment to express my sincere apologies for the chaos that often unfolds on our mornings as we prepare for school. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to witness the frantic scenes outside your bus window.

Getting my children ready for school has become an overwhelming challenge, something I share with countless parents. Each morning feels like a race against time, and as a mother, I often find myself juggling a whirlwind of emotions. My kids seem to oscillate between two extremes: one moment they’re leisurely savoring their breakfast, and the next, they’re surprisingly cooperative. Even on the better mornings, there’s always that nagging worry about being late.

We all know that life has a knack for throwing unexpected curveballs our way—like a sudden case of pink eye, forgotten assignments, or the bus arriving earlier than anticipated. For me, a head start is both a blessing and a cause for panic; it can easily spiral me into a frenzy of self-doubt.

I can hear the other parents whispering to their kids, “Eat your vegetables, or you’ll end up like me—running barefoot across the yard, begging the bus driver to wait!” I’ve become that parent, pleading with you to hold on just a moment longer while my children finish their last bites of cereal or put on their shoes. I’ve even had to chase after the bus, flailing my arms like a madwoman, regretting every frantic step.

I can’t help but cringe at the memories of my own childhood. My mother, overwhelmed by the same chaos, would chase after the bus, honking and yelling, clad in her wild bedhead and an old nightgown. I can see the same pattern repeating itself, and it terrifies me. I’ve already found myself sticking my head out the door, frantically signaling for you to wait.

On good days, my morning routine is reduced to a hasty kiss and a shove towards the door, praying nothing goes wrong. I dread the thought of having to emerge in my pajama pants to deal with spilled lunches or a child who has lost their shoe. And the worst part? Knowing that the line of cars behind the bus is filled with my neighbors—each one a potential witness to my morning mishaps.

I know you come to work each day just to do your job, and I appreciate your patience with my kids. If you could keep in mind the chaos that unfolds at our house each morning, I would be so grateful. Please be kind to my children, as they face their own daily struggles.

Thank you for your understanding. I promise I’m doing my best to manage the madness.

Warm regards,

Lisa