A mostly accurate recap of the concluding night of the Democratic National Convention.
Welcome to a momentous occasion, everyone!
What does Hillary need to achieve in her address tonight? First and foremost, she must allow the audience to connect with her on a personal level while articulating her visions and policies for our nation’s future. She should share her experiences as a mother and grandmother, but not overly emphasize her identity as a woman.
Hillary must convey her compassion while also asserting her strength as a potential commander-in-chief. She needs to deliver an impactful message akin to her predecessors without straining to match their energy, as that’s not where her strengths lie. While it’s essential to address Donald Trump, she should prioritize showcasing her own positive attributes. It’s crucial that she commands the stage without being labeled “shrill,” and for heaven’s sake, she should keep her remarks concise.
In contrast, Trump could engage in any number of absurdities and still maintain his popularity.
Best of luck to you, Hill!
SPEAKERS
Tonight’s theme is “ALL THE HISTORY.” We witnessed our first transgender speaker at a convention, along with an openly gay congressman telling his husband, “Honey, I love you.” Historic.
Next up was Governor Andrew Cuomo:
“HELLO, DEMOCRATS! IS THIS A FANTASTIC CONVENTION OR WHAT? THE VERY SOUL OF AMERICA IS AT STAKE IN THIS ELECTION! AM I YELLING? I CAN’T TELL! FEAR IS A POWERFUL WEAPON. IT CAN INSPIRE AND MOTIVATE, BUT IT HAS NEVER BUILT A HOME OR EDUCATED A CHILD. IT CAN, HOWEVER, ENSURE THAT SOMEONE ELSE BUILDS THAT HOME FOR YOU AND SILENCES A CHILD WHO WANTS TO LEARN.”
We also heard from Governor John Hickenlooper, a name that clearly holds him back from being president. Among U.S. Representatives who won’t be president are: Ted Hightower (FL), David Jones (FL), Barry Carter (GA), Steve King (IA), Joe Black (NV), Louise Adams (NY), Marcia Bell (OH), and Dave Smith (VA). Sorry, folks. That’s your ceiling.
A few Republicans voiced their support for Clinton, urging a focus on loyalty to the world that will still exist in three years. It’s a compelling argument.
Khizr Khan, father of a soldier who perished during the 9/11 attacks, powerfully stated:
“Donald Trump — have you even glanced at the US Constitution? I would gladly lend you my copy. You have sacrificed nothing and no one.” A remarkable moment of both conventions. PS — Hey, RNC. We have patriotism too.
General John Allen (ret. USMC) shared the stage with veterans:
“Our foreign relations cannot be boiled down to mere business transactions. Our armed forces must not be reduced to acts of violence.” His commanding presence was unmistakable. And by the way, RNC? We have veterans too.
Chelsea Clinton expressed:
“Every day I spend with my children, I think of my mother. My wonderful, caring mother. Every memory is of her being there for me, no matter what was happening in her life. When she traveled for work, she left me notes for each day she was gone, reminding me that I was always on her mind. That sense of being valued is what she wants for every child. It’s her calling. I am incredibly proud to be her daughter. And Mom, Grandma would be so proud of you tonight.” Tears are inevitable, and you’re reaching for a tissue while unwilling to leave your comfy spot on the sofa.
Next came a video of Hillary’s life narrated by none other than Morgan Freeman. Can you believe James Earl Jones doesn’t do small venues anymore?
Hillary Clinton stated:
“Thank you to everyone. To Bernie supporters — I hear you. Your cause is our cause. Now, let me share a little story from the American Revolution.
OH MY GOD, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO HUMBLY ACCEPT OUR NOMINATION TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?” Trump has taken the Republican Party from “morning in America” to “midnight in America.” We are aware of the challenges ahead, yet we are not afraid. Don’t listen to those who claim, ‘I alone can fix it.’” Her articulation is flawless; she doesn’t overlook a single syllable.
“With humility and boundless confidence in America’s future, I accept your nomination for President of the United States.” [H…I…S…T…O…RY! DANCE! WE CREATE HISTORY IF WE WANT TO, LEAVE REPUBLICANS BEHIND, BECAUSE TRUMP IS A BIGOT WHO DRINKS DARKNESS FROM A SPIGOT, AND HE IS NOT A FRIEND OF MINE.]
“My job titles reflect my accomplishments, but not the reasons behind them. Public service is about serving the people.” [RNC — this is what self-awareness looks like.]
“It’s true that I focus on the details when discussing policy because it’s personal when it involves your family. It should matter to your president as well.” Or they could just hire “the best people” to handle it. That’s a plan too. Like, I plan to invent a time machine to prevent the Titanic disaster, but don’t worry about the details.
“This is the first time a major party has nominated a woman for president. This is a victory for grandmothers, little girls, boys, and men, as breaking barriers in America paves the way for all. When we remove ceilings, the sky’s the limit.”
“I believe in science. [Hey, RNC, we have science too.] I believe climate change is real. I believe mass deportation is inhumane. I believe the National Enquirer is best used for cleaning windows. I believe Antonin Scalia passed of natural causes, and that President Obama is not a Kenyan Muslim trying to undermine our country from within. If you share these beliefs, then this is your campaign.”
“Trump claims to be a businessman who understands the economy, but let’s examine this closely.” [Pours herself a cup of tea.] “If he wants to make America great again, he could start by encouraging American manufacturing.” [Nailed it.]
“Do you really believe he has the temperament to be commander-in-chief? A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not be entrusted with nuclear weapons. There is only one Donald Trump. This is it.”
“The world is observing us, so let’s unite and face the future with courage and confidence. Together, America will rise stronger than ever.”
Mic drop.
Pick it back up, drop-kick it to the back of the auditorium, and have Bill retrieve it for you. Drop it one more time, step on it, and walk off. [By the way, we’ve got balloons too.]
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Summary:
The final night of the Democratic National Convention was marked by historical moments and powerful speeches, particularly from Hillary Clinton, who accepted the nomination for president. The evening highlighted themes of unity, progress, and the importance of service. With a mix of personal anecdotes and policy proposals, speakers emphasized the significance of this election in shaping the future of America.
