Dear Little One,
I understand you adore your baby sister and want to show her affection, but squeezing her too tightly isn’t the way to go. She doesn’t appreciate having her insides squished.
You may have developed a fascination with ears, thinking that pinching them together is fun. Let me assure you, it’s not.
I see your intent was to offer her a drink of water, but her mouth isn’t positioned on top of her head, so now she’s drenched.
While I know you were just pretending to be a heroic cowboy, trampling over her and smacking her in the face wasn’t part of the plan.
You were trying to help her stand so she could walk, but dropping her isn’t exactly helpful, especially since her legs aren’t strong yet—and neither are yours.
I recognize you wanted to give her a hug, but your approach resembled a wrestling match, knocking her down instead of providing comfort.
When you attempted to assist with her meal, remember that onion skins aren’t edible. They tend to stick to the roof of one’s mouth, and now she’s upset.
I get that you wanted to snuggle, but climbing into her crib and landing on her startled her more than you can imagine.
Pretending to nibble on her chubby leg is something Mommy might do, but she doesn’t bite.
Your enthusiasm to teach her how to catch is admirable, but now she has a bruise as a reminder of your well-meaning intentions.
I know you’re still learning that pinching can hurt, but it does.
You might feel that playing with her toy is fair, even with your own hundred, but she was using it first.
When you tried to dress her, remember that you need to unbutton her clothes before attempting to shove her head through.
I understand you meant to give her a treat, but chocolate is far too rich for her age. Now I’m left cleaning up the mess while you bask in the glory.
You thought a game of hide-and-seek was appropriate, but hiding her under a blanket didn’t go over well.
Despite telling her to run before you shot the imaginary arrow, she can’t even crawl yet.
In summary, my precious little angel, I know your love for your baby sister is genuine. However, it’s puzzling why she cries when your joyful voice approaches. So, please, for everyone’s sake, give the baby some space! You’re making her cry.
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