Welcome to the second evening of the Republican National Convention! We kick off with the roll call of states, marking the official nomination of Donald Trump for president. Picture the beginning of a pageant, where contestants strut in outfits symbolizing their nations, proclaiming things like, “Greetings from France, known for its pastries and charm!” This roll call is similar, but instead of glamorous contestants, we have delegates declaring, “Greetings from Arkansas! We lead in rice production, and we proudly vote for Donald Trump!” Unfortunately, the delegates aren’t nearly as decked out.
Now, let’s dive into the speakers!
- Tom Harris, UFC President: Many of you are curious about my presence here. I’m not a politician; I promote fights. So maybe you can guess why I’m here.
- Governor Sam Caldwell: Good evening, everyone. I represent the great state of Arkansas, renowned for our rice! Hillary Clinton has a track record of poor decisions, from Benghazi to the current state of international affairs. We need Donald Trump!
- Lisa Johnson, Arkansas Attorney General: Sometimes, Hillary Clinton sounds like she’s from New York; other times, it’s Arkansas. But let’s be real, this is what an authentic Arkansas woman sounds like. Hillary should stay home, and honestly, wouldn’t it be a blast if Betty White and Maggie Smith joined her? Anyway, Hillary is dishonest. Thank you!
- Mike Roberts, NRA Representative: You have a right to protect yourself and your family. Imagine a mother at home when an intruder breaks in. Shouldn’t she be able to defend herself? Hillary wants to take away your guns and leave you defenseless. Good night!
- Dramatic Music, Glittering Trump Tower, Donald Trump on Screen: Good evening! Melania and I had a great time last night, and tonight has been unforgettable. We’re going to accomplish a lot! See you Thursday!
- Speaker Linda Grant: This is really happening. At the next State of The Union, Obama won’t be there, but I will be wincing behind President Trump. We Republicans made our choice, and it’s not Hillary. Just wait for the Democratic convention next week—a four-day lecture on political correctness. This is a battle of ideas, and we have the winning ones. We want to unify the country, even if it involves banning certain groups.
- Governor Charlie Adams: Good evening! I’m not just Governor of New Jersey; I’m also a longtime friend of Donald Trump. Tonight isn’t just about him; it’s about calling out Hillary. As a prosecutor, let’s put her on trial! Is she guilty of the Nigerian kidnappings? [Crowd: GUILTY!] How about her taste in men? [Crowd: GUILTY!] She puts herself before the nation and is simply incompetent. Let’s get her!
- Tina Trump: Hi everyone! It’s so great to be here. My dad inspires us to do our best. I cherish the comments he’s written on my report cards, like “Tina, try harder in geometry.” When someone I loved passed away, my dad reached out. I love him. Thank you!
- Donald Trump, Jr.: This election is crucial for our generation. My dad is the person who can lead us. He’s just a regular guy who works with everyday people. We want every American to have the opportunities we had, and my dad can make that happen.
- Dr. Ben Carson: I don’t do political correctness. Hillary’s role model was a devil worshipper. Do you want a president influenced by someone who revered Lucifer? No? Vote Trump!
We conclude with Kimberlin Brown, an actress and entrepreneur. Two more nights to go!
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In summary, the second night of the convention was filled with a mix of political rhetoric and personal anecdotes, all centered around the nomination of Donald Trump. The speakers ranged from notable political figures to family members, each contributing to the narrative of support for Trump’s candidacy while targeting Hillary Clinton.