As the holiday season approaches, children everywhere are eagerly anticipating the delightful toys awaiting them, while parents silently hope that these gifts won’t drive them to their wits’ end. If you’re shopping for kids this year, here are five types of toys you might want to steer clear of.
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Toys with Ear-Piercing Sounds
You might think this is obvious, but some still consider toys that blast noise, like a kazoo, as suitable gifts. Before purchasing anything that sings or squawks, like a talking doll, take a moment to imagine the experience. Buy it, lock yourself in a small room with it for 48 hours, and play it at five-minute intervals. If you manage to retain your sanity, consider whether this toy is truly a gift or simply a device for torture. Don’t forget to keep the receipt! -
Toys That Create a Mess
For the sake of the child’s parents, please, avoid gifts that include glitter. Whether it’s a glitter craft kit or a glitzy doll, glitter is notorious for sticking around long after its initial use, often described as the herpes of the art world. I once banned glitter from my home, yet I still find remnants in the most unexpected places. And let’s not forget Moon Sand, which promises endless fun but will leave colorful residue all over your house. If you decide to gift Moon Sand, ensure you’re well away from the child when they start their messy adventure. -
Autonomous Toys
Beware of toys that seem to have a mind of their own. I once had a toy grill that would start sizzling and shouting BBQ phrases whenever someone walked by. After I finally disposed of it, I could still hear it calling out for hours. Even scarier is the Furby. Initially cute, it transforms into an unpredictable creature that can change personalities and, when it goes haywire, has no off button unless you dismantle it. It’s like gifting a toddler that speaks a foreign language! -
Parent-Heavy Gifts
Consider how the toy affects the parents. For instance, a Baby Alive doll requires parents to mix up baby food and deal with messy diapers, which is not what they signed up for. If I wanted to care for another baby, I’d have one, not a doll that needs constant upkeep. Similarly, an Easy Bake Oven may seem fun but comes with limited supplies, leaving parents to buy refills. It’s like sending your child to a theme park with a single quarter while expecting the parents to cover the rest. -
Inappropriate Toys
When in doubt about the suitability of a gift, trust your instincts: if you have to second-guess it, it’s likely not appropriate for a child. Always err on the side of caution to ensure you’re making a thoughtful choice.
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In summary, when selecting gifts for children, it’s best to avoid toys that create noise, mess, or require excessive involvement from parents. Always consider the appropriateness of the toy to ensure a joyful holiday season for both kids and their families.