Thanksgiving is around the corner, and if you’ve hosted before, you know it’s not just about the turkey and stuffing. This year, let’s take a look at the nine types of guests who are bound to test your patience. After all, we’re living in a time where organic turkeys are the norm, and the dietary restrictions are as plentiful as the side dishes.
- The Fitness Fanatic: This guest is likely your health-conscious sister-in-law. Upon entering your home, she immediately asks for a running route so she can get in her morning exercise. As she observes you preparing a feast for twelve (including her kids), she bombards you with questions: “What’s the source of that turkey?” (Spoiler: Acme is not the right answer.) “Are those sweet potatoes organic and gluten-free?” It’s enough to make you wonder if you should just serve salads.
- The Spectator: Often a mother-in-law, this guest prefers to watch rather than lend a hand. She has a plethora of suggestions that make you question your own methods: “Why don’t they make baby gates anymore? Wouldn’t it be easier to cook if the kids were confined?” Yes, because having the kiddos locked away is the key to a stress-free Thanksgiving.
- The Plant-Based Advocate: You undoubtedly have a guest who follows a strict vegan diet. This could be your teenage niece who passionately believes that eating animals is immoral. Her mom will call ahead to inform you that her food must be completely animal product-free. “Almond milk for the mashed potatoes, please,” she’ll suggest. Yum?
- The Social Drinker: Admit it, you’ve got a relative who enjoys their libations a bit too much. If you’re expecting twelve guests, the odds of having a “fun Uncle Ted” are high. You find yourself multitasking—cooking and keeping an eye on Uncle Ted, who is currently tossing back drinks while playing airplane with your toddler.
- The Blabbermouth: Your well-meaning aunt who loves to share every detail of her life can be entertaining… or exhausting. While you appreciate her enthusiasm, you may not want to hear the minute details of her recent sinus surgery or her alarming mucous levels.
- The Early Bird: This is usually a relative who can’t resist diving into the food before it’s served. You might have to prepare a decoy turkey to keep them occupied while you finish the main dish. At least you can rest easy knowing they won’t be double-dipping into the main serving bowl.
- The Allergy Advocate: You know the type—the parent who insists their child is allergic to everything. They’ll ask for specific bedding, and demand you lock up your pets for the weekend, just in case. Sure, because you totally forgot about your furry family members.
- The Instigator: Often a mischievous brother, this guest loves to stir the pot. He’ll slyly question your cooking choices within earshot of the vegan and health nut: “Are you sure those mashed potatoes are made with kale broth? I think I saw you use chicken stock.”
- The Food Sneaker: You know who I’m talking about—the one who sneaks bites of pie when no one is looking. If you wake up to find your dessert dwindling, it may be time to rethink your hiding spots. After all, if they catch on, you could end up with a very noisy alarm system and a house full of confused guests.
At the end of the day, Thanksgiving is about family, and despite their quirks, it’s these very guests that make the holiday memorable. I cherish the opportunity to gather with loved ones and count my blessings, especially the meals we can share together. So embrace the fitness fanatics, the blabbermouths, and the food sneaks; they are part of what makes your family unique.
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