When it comes to adults involved in children’s organized sports, I believe there’s one overriding principle: Don’t be a jerk. As we dive into another season of youth leagues, it’s become painfully clear that some individuals are either unaware of this rule or could use a refresher. So, I’ve crafted a brief quiz to help clarify appropriate behavior during games.
- Imagine a 7-year-old from the opposing team is batting against the machine. He strikes out, and you leap up, fist pumping, shouting “YES!” Are you an investor in the pitching machine manufacturing company? If not, you might just be a jerk.
- Your team’s shortstop fumbles the ball. Did you really yell “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, BEN?” at a 6-year-old? If so, congratulations—you’re a jerk. (And if Ben is 12, you’re still a jerk.)
- Your 9-year-old bursts into laughter when the rival team’s goalie takes a hit. Guess what? You’re a jerk. If your child is acting like a jerk, they probably learned it from you. The world has enough jerks; please don’t contribute to the problem.
- An 8-year-old from the other team is up to bat, and you’re just a few feet away. Are you trying to distract him with antics like shouting “The ice cream truck is here!”? Then you’re a jerk.
- On the drive home from your 10-year-old’s game, did you say anything like: “What were you thinking on that last play?” or “Michael really shouldn’t play; he’s dragging the team down”? Yep, you’re a jerk.
- Your daughter’s best friend is on the opposing team and hits a grand slam. Did you cheer her on as she crosses home plate? If not, you guessed it—you’re a jerk.
- During your 7-year-old’s lacrosse game, are you pacing around the sidelines as if you’re waiting for critical news? If yes, you’re a jerk.
- When the coach advises your child to “throw it to second,” did you shout for her to “throw it home!”? If so, you’re a jerk.
- A 7-year-old second baseman trips while trying to catch a ball. Are you arguing with the umpire about obstruction? If that’s the case, you’re a jerk.
- Have you ever said “things are about to get intense” during a youth football game? Or yelled “Get some glasses!” to the referee? If yes, you’re a jerk.
- Have you ever been ejected from a game or banned from coaching? If so, you’re definitely a jerk.
Honestly, if you can’t keep your jerkish behavior in check, it’s best to stay home. Remember, it’s just a game, and these are kids. Life is too short for this nonsense.
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In summary, the essential rule for adults involved in children’s sports is simple: don’t be a jerk. This applies to how you react to the game, how you treat young players, and how you conduct yourself around others. Let’s create a positive environment for our kids.