When you’re expecting, the worries often revolve around hemorrhoids and constipation, but as your pregnancy advances, another fear creeps in: the potential of having an accident during delivery in front of onlookers. (Believe me, I’ve been there—twice. My partner still brings it up, describing it in a way that’s equal parts disgust and awe.)
Once you navigate those challenges, relief washes over you. With a baby no longer pressing down on your gastrointestinal tract, you might think your bathroom troubles are behind you. But unfortunately, that’s not the case.
I hate to break it to you, but your first poop after giving birth is going to be a bit of a nightmare. There’s no sugar-coating it: it’s a daunting experience that doesn’t get the attention it deserves. Sure, people are happy to discuss the recovery of your vagina, but the behind-the-scenes drama involving your backside is often left unmentioned, much like Cinderella’s unflattering stepsister. It’s simply not fair. While the vagina gets time to heal and rest—no tampons, no intercourse—your digestive system is expected to spring back into action right after the umbilical cord is cut. No one offers the same comforting words for your behind.
Your first postpartum poop is typically a less-than-pleasant affair. Depending on your approach, the experience can range from a minor discomfort to the sensation of giving birth all over again. After my first child, I was utterly unprepared for the constipation that followed. The delivery had taken quite a toll on me, and my doctor advised against returning for a checkup until ten weeks later. This left me terrified at the thought of having a bowel movement, fearing I might worsen an area that looked like it had faced a particularly rough grooming session. Even urinating felt like a monumental task, and the same bodily functions that prevent embarrassing accidents also make it necessary to push when you finally attempt to go. The mere thought of exerting pressure made me break into a cold sweat, which only compounded my issues.
I tried to relieve the situation, but my body was having none of it. It felt akin to coaxing a child reluctant to dive into a pool—hovering at the edge, but not ready to jump in. However, as the days passed and I realized I couldn’t just wish the poop away, I knew I had to take action. A week after giving birth, I surrendered my baby to my visiting mother-in-law and steeled myself with a magazine in hand. “I’m going in,” I announced, my face a mask of determination, as I faced my new foe: the toilet.
I had attempted to prepare for this moment by chugging water and taking stool softeners, hoping that this would make the process smooth and easy, perhaps akin to a soft-serve ice cream. The crucial lesson I learned? Those preparations need to happen before you hold it in for a week. Immediately after birth, make sure to request stool softeners alongside any pain medication. The sooner you try to go, the better, because waiting only makes things more difficult (and painful).
Many hospitals may suggest that you cannot leave until you’ve had a bowel movement, but from my experience, it’s more of a suggestion than an enforced rule. Still, it’s wise to wait, as they can assist you if the first attempt proves troublesome. I remember my initial experience: grunting, sweating, and straining, trying to maneuver a large mass through a passage that, while not as damaged as the vagina, is certainly less forgiving.
After what felt like an eternity, I finally emerged from the bathroom—bow-legged but triumphant. Right then, I vowed I would never have another child, not wanting to endure that level of constipation again. Yet, much like my youthful vows never to touch tequila, that promise faded with time. I have since had three more children, each followed by its own postpartum poop. Thankfully, I learned from the first experience, and none have been nearly as torturous.
You can be sure that right after my babies arrive, while other mothers are lost in the joy of new life, I’m quickly checking fingers and toes before flagging down the nurse for some Ex-Lax.
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Summary
The postpartum experience includes unexpected challenges, notably the first bowel movement after childbirth, which can be daunting. While recovery of the vagina receives much attention, the struggles of the digestive system are often overlooked. This article emphasizes the importance of preparation and taking care of oneself during this time, so new mothers are better equipped to handle the realities of postpartum life.