Parenting is undeniably challenging. From the early stages of pregnancy, navigating morning sickness, weight gain, and labor, it’s a whirlwind experience. But the real test begins once that little one arrives, and you find yourself juggling the daily demands of feeding, bathing, and dressing them. With all that responsibility, it often feels like you need an extra set of arms just to keep up!
And then, just when you think you’ve got a handle on things, your child starts to talk. Sure, those sweet “I love you” moments are heartwarming, but let’s be real: it’s often accompanied by some pretty sassy remarks, especially if your first grader has a few choice words to share. As the verbal chaos unfolds, moms everywhere find themselves in damage control mode, often resorting to creative excuses to explain away their child’s less-than-stellar behavior.
Here are some common justifications I’ve heard (and maybe even used) over the years, all in the name of preserving my child’s reputation—and mine too.
- “He’s Exhausted.” Sure, but good luck getting him to sleep! Meanwhile, I’m the one who could use a nap.
- “He just woke up.” From a lengthy nap? If I had that much rest, I’d be ready to conquer the world!
- “He’s going through a phase.” I said “no” too many times today, and now he’s determined to make me pay for it.
- “He’s Hungry.” He’s demanding candy for dinner and throwing a fit because I’m holding my ground.
- “He’s had a long day.” He’s had his every whim catered to all day, yet somehow it’s been “tough” for him.
- “He had a bad night.” Sure, he started in his own bed but ended up in mine, turning it into a wrestling match. Poor him.
- “I think he’s coming down with something.” No clue why he’s acting like a wild animal, but he’s got a runny nose, so let’s blame it on illness.
- “He just recovered from being sick.” After two days of nursing him back to health, he’s a bit grumpy. But hey, I’m doing just fine!
- “It’s just the terrible twos.” If that’s the case, why did it start at one and a half? No answers here.
- “The terrible threes are a thing, right?” In other words, I’m completely bewildered by his erratic behavior. Spoiled? Nah, not in my house.
The irony is, it does get better! Many parents assure me that this phase is “normal” and that I’ll look back fondly on these days, even if it involves a lot of creative storytelling about my child’s behavior. Perhaps it’s all just an act, or maybe he’s destined to be the next big star. If that’s true, I’m ready for the big payday—after all, Leo loves his mom!
Summary
Parenting is filled with challenges, and mothers often find themselves making excuses for their kids’ behavior to protect their image. From claiming a child is tired or hungry to blaming phases or rough nights, these justifications are common. Interestingly, many parents assure that this stage is temporary, giving hope for a brighter future.