By: Julia Carver
Updated: September 10, 2023
Originally Published: May 5, 2014
Motherhood is a beautiful journey filled with opportunities for bonding, creating lasting memories, and embracing what many consider the most significant role of their lives. However, let’s be honest—sometimes, it feels more like a fight for survival. Many mothers have developed unique and, at times, unconventional strategies to navigate those long, exhausting days.
- The Laser Stare: Mastering the art of communicating with a single glance when your kids are clearly misbehaving.
- The Thumb Wipe: That moment when you realize you forgot the wipes and resort to using your thumb to clean your child’s face. Admit it, we’ve all been there.
- The Backseat Referee: The skill of breaking up arguments in the backseat while keeping your eyes on the road.
- Mental Disassociation: When your kids are acting out in public, you mentally detach and think, “Look at that poor woman struggling with her children.”
- The Invisible Mom: When you pretend you don’t know your kids during a public outing, avoiding eye contact as you mutter, “Who brings their kids to such a nice store?”
- The Clenched Smile: Keeping your anger under wraps in public by applying a tight grip on your child’s shoulder while forcing a smile, saying, “Let’s discuss this later.”
- The Sanctuary: That moment when you just can’t take it anymore, and you retreat to your safe space—often the bathroom—for a breather.
- The Pretender: Your ability to feign interest while your child rambles on about the intricate details of their favorite video game for the umpteenth time.
- Weekend at Bernie’s: When you’re so mentally exhausted that you feel like a zombie, yet you still manage to show up to social events.
- The Delay Strategy: After countless requests for water, you’ve learned stalling is key. Just say you’ll get it in a minute, and they’ll forget they were thirsty.
- The “You’ve Got This” Maneuver: When you hear someone call for help from the bathroom, you let them think they’re the hero while you sit back and relax.
- The “Crazy Eyes” Technique: Embracing a bit of theatrics, you’ve learned that showing a hint of craziness can help keep the kids in line.
- The Yes Mom Approach: Sometimes, you just throw caution to the wind and say “yes” to everything (within reason), embracing the chaos that follows.
- The Germ Adventure: When you’ve hit your limit and decide to let your kids loose in a germ-filled ball pit, just to get a moment of peace.
- The Call for Reinforcements: If you’ve reached your breaking point, it’s time to gather your close friends for a much-needed “wine-tervention” to recharge.
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In summary, motherhood is a blend of joyful moments and challenging days that require creativity, humor, and a bit of sanity-saving trickery. Whether it’s using a quick stare to convey a message or embracing a chaotic day with a “yes” mentality, these tips can help mothers find a way through the beautiful madness of parenting.