Is your little one captivated by Frozen? Absolutely, they are. Welcome to the unavoidable phases of a Frozen fascination.
Phase 1
Wow, WHAT A FANTASTIC MOVIE! The powerful female leads, OLAF (ha!), the stunning visuals of snow and ice, the SISTERLY TRUE LOVE (sniff), and OH, the MUSIC! It’s just SO INCREDIBLE! Hooray, Disney!
Phase 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Isn’t Idina Menzel just amazing?
Phase 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That scene gets me every time!
Phase 4
Sure, kids! Let’s grab the DVD and the soundtrack. It’s only the best Disney film EVER!
Phase 5
How adorable! The little ones have learned all the songs by heart!
Phase 6
Oh, look! They’re singing “Let it Go” all day long!
Phase 7
Wow. They’re really belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Phase 8
GOOD GRIEF, THEY’RE BELTING OUT “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY. LONG.
Phase 9
Please. Please, let it go, kids. For real. LET IT GO.
Phase 10
Holy moly, now it’s on Facebook too. I have to endure other people’s kids singing it as well? How many times does one song have to play before it qualifies as torture?
Phase 11
I’m hearing it in my dreams now. Every single night.
Phase 12
OH MY GOODNESS, KIDS. IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I’M GOING TO LET YOU GO.
Phase 13
Disney is the enemy, and Idina Menzel, well, she must be Satan’s minion.
Phase 14
What’s that, kiddos? No, I have NO CLUE where the DVD and soundtrack went. Perhaps they vanished. Maybe the big snow monster devoured them. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM OUT SO MUCH THEY LOST THE WILL TO EXIST.
Phase 15
Yes, I know you’re heartbroken, kids. Yes, I get that you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re REALLY upset, huh? Well… I just have one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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Summary
The article humorously outlines the common stages of children’s obsession with the Disney movie Frozen, starting from initial excitement to the overwhelming repetition of songs, culminating in a parent’s desperate plea for peace. It also includes links to resources for fertility and insemination, making it a well-rounded read for parents navigating both childhood interests and family planning.