10 Transformative Changes Before and After Motherhood

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Becoming a mother brings an array of surprising changes. It’s not just the chronic sleep deprivation, the vast array of items you pack for what used to be a quick trip to the store, or the way your clothes seem to fit differently. The real transformations often sneak up on you, revealing just how much you took for granted.

Memory

Pre-Motherhood: I could travel from one room to another, fully aware of my mission. I organized my belongings, and my thoughts flowed seamlessly into articulate sentences. My mind felt sharp and coordinated.

Post-Motherhood: I enter a room with purpose, only to forget why I’m there in the first place. I’ve misplaced the milk in the pantry and cereal in the fridge. I hang up my phone while searching for… my phone. I start a sentence only to lose my train of thought midway. Did I give birth to my cognitive abilities too?

Leaving the House

Pre-Motherhood: I simply picked up my purse and stepped outside.

Post-Motherhood: “Do you have your lunch, backpack, show-and-tell, book report, and math homework? Why are your shoes mismatched? Did you brush your teeth? Your shirt is inside out. We’ll remember to comb your hair tomorrow. Oh, I should probably wipe the peanut butter off your forehead.”

Sleeping

Pre-Motherhood: I dictated when, where, and for how long I would sleep.

Post-Motherhood: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is on. Can I sneak a quick 15-minute nap while sitting upright on the couch? Is the cabinet with cleaning supplies secured? Are the art supplies out of reach? Can little ones really drown in the toilet? Forget it.

Emotions

Pre-Motherhood: They were manageable, sometimes even stoic.

Post-Motherhood: They swing wildly. I can transition from laughter to tears in mere seconds, often without a clear reason. And heaven help me if I can’t find the remote when that heart-wrenching SPCA commercial with Sarah McLachlan airs.

Evenings

Pre-Motherhood: Take-out? Absolutely! I’d fall asleep on the couch while watching a movie.

Post-Motherhood: Are all food groups represented? Time for baths! Just one bedtime story. Okay, two. Yes, I’ll tuck you in again. Of course, another goodnight kiss is fine. Now, please, go. To. Sleep.

Body Fluids

Pre-Motherhood: Eww.

Post-Motherhood: I’ve been peed on, pooped on, vomited on, and worn snot like a fashion accessory. I’ve also become quite skilled at removing all of these from the living room rug.

Date Night

Pre-Motherhood: Let’s go out!

Post-Motherhood: Contact babysitter #1. Then babysitter #2. Beg babysitter #3. Leave a 25-item instruction list. Call or text every 20 minutes to check in. Return by 10 p.m. so the sitter can meet curfew. Pay the sitter twice what dinner cost.

Turn-ons

Pre-Motherhood: Flowers, romantic notes, and surprise gifts.

Post-Motherhood: Husband: “I’ll handle the kids’ baths tonight.” Wife: “You have never looked more attractive in your life.”

Speaking of turn-ons… Sex

Pre-Motherhood: Whenever, wherever.

Post-Motherhood: Are the kids asleep? Is the door locked? Ssssshh! Is that crying? Oh well, I’m too tired now anyway.

How I Viewed Motherhood

Pre-Motherhood: I thought I might enjoy that someday.

Post-Motherhood: I had NO IDEA how much I was missing out on!

In summary, the journey into motherhood transforms every aspect of life, from memory to emotional stability, sleep patterns, and even what you find appealing. It’s a wild ride filled with challenges you never expected but also joys beyond your imagination. If you’re considering at-home insemination, check out this artificial insemination kit for guidance and explore this resource for further information on pregnancy and home insemination. Also, for more on this topic, visit here.