I breastfeed my children, and I have a deep passion for it. I often tout the heartfelt, health-related reasons that are common among mothers and pediatricians alike. However, let’s be real: if I didn’t have some downright selfish reasons to let my little one latch on for a year, I would probably have thrown in the towel long ago. These somewhat shallow motives help me endure the tougher days of breastfeeding and keep me committed when I contemplate giving up. Sure, they might not be profound, but they certainly do the trick. If you’re looking for some compelling reasons to breastfeed, here are ten to consider:
- Milk Boobs Are Stunning
Have you ever seen the transformation of breasts when milk comes in? Those glorious, full breasts are practically a work of art. They can make even the most dedicated feminist reconsider her stance on breast enhancement. After my first child, I was pleasantly surprised by this perk, and with my second, it was something we both eagerly anticipated. - No Need for a Workout
Breastfeeding can help burn a staggering 500-800 calories a day. Even in my prime, I could never burn that many calories just lounging around. Why would I pass up an opportunity to shed baby weight while snuggling with my little one? - Guilt-Free Indulgence
To maintain my milk supply, I need to replenish those calories, which means I can indulge in my favorite foods. Hello, cheeseburgers! A salted-caramel shake? Yes, please! It’s all for the sake of nourishing my baby. - Breasts Are Always With Me
In my chaotic rush to leave the house, I’ve forgotten diapers, clothes, and even the stroller, but I’ve never left without my breasts. For parents, having one less thing to remember is a huge relief, and I can always count on them to be there. - Built-In Excuse for Social Events
When attending tedious social gatherings, I can easily excuse myself to nurse my child. While I may not care much for privacy, it’s a great way to escape awkward conversations with distant relatives and have a little time to myself. - Aunt Flo Goes on Hiatus
Thanks to breastfeeding, I enjoyed nearly two years without my monthly visitor. After my daughter was born, Aunt Flo took a break for 50 weeks, and I’m still waiting for her return after my son’s first birthday. - Instant Calming Method
When my baby cries, sometimes I’m too exhausted to figure out the cause. More often than not, nursing provides immediate comfort. This technique is even effective with my partner when he’s feeling cranky! - Unprotected Sex for Six Months
When done properly, breastfeeding can serve as a (somewhat) reliable form of birth control during the first six months. Just remember to follow the guidelines, or you might end up with a surprise addition to the family like my parents did. - Breast Milk Poop Is Less Fragrant
I’ve dealt with plenty of messy diapers, and let me tell you: breast milk poop is significantly more tolerable than formula poop. I once changed a friend’s formula-fed baby and thought something had died in that diaper! - Future Parenting Credibility
When my children have kids of their own, I can remind them how I did everything right by breastfeeding. The commitment I showed will offer me serious street cred in the realm of parenting advice for my grandkids.
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In summary, breastfeeding may come with its share of challenges, but there are plenty of lighthearted reasons that can make the experience rewarding. From the physical perks to the social advantages, these ten reasons highlight how breastfeeding can be a unique journey for every mother.