I’m choosing to avoid using your name for now, as I’m a bit superstitious about naming babies before they arrive. Plus, your sibling might get the final say, which could lead to a rather interesting greeting (think “Dear Captain Marvel”).
With your arrival less than two months away, it’s time for you to get acquainted with your soon-to-be family. I won’t sugarcoat it: your older sibling has already drained much of our energy and patience. Your journey will hinge on your ability to stay low-key and perhaps keep things tidy (literally).
ABOUT US:
Mom: The one whose womb has been your home for these past 30 weeks. I may not look my best when we finally meet, but don’t worry—you probably won’t either.
Dad: The one who lacks the ability to produce the nourishing milk you’ll need. Don’t hold it against him; he’s genuinely wonderful. He enjoys wrestling and excels at narrating bedtime stories. Just a heads-up: he’s not as easily swayed as I can be.
Big Brother: The trailblazer, the holder of all the toys you’ll inherit, and the one who will protect you in the world while simultaneously giving you a hard time at home. He’ll be the benchmark against which you’re measured, but we’ll strive to avoid making comparisons that cause lasting emotional harm. (We may joke about saying things like, “Why can’t you be more like your brother?” so brace yourself for our humor.)
The Furry One: She was quite displeased with your brother’s arrival, but after two and a half years, she has begrudgingly accepted him. I’m curious how she’ll react to you. Treats might be a good way to win her over.
ACCOMMODATIONS:
Initially, you’ll be sharing a space with your dad and me. Eventually, you’ll transition to your very own room. Your crib, crafted from pre-gnawed wood, awaits, along with a changing table stocked with adorable, albeit pre-stained, baby clothes.
OUR HOURS:
7 a.m. to 8 p.m.
As a newcomer, we’ll provide late-night and early-morning care as needed, but we encourage you to adapt quickly. I lacked the courage to sleep train your brother, but I’m ready to try with you. (Refer to the first entry under ‘Suggested Reading’ for insight.)
SUGGESTED READING:
- Sleeping Through the Night: The Sooner You Do It, the More Your Parents Will Appreciate You
- Potty Training for Newborns
- Mommy Deserves Fun Too
BEING A SECOND CHILD – WHAT TO EXPECT:
Here’s the deal: you won’t have a lot of new toys or gear, but honestly, new things are overrated. Your nursery doesn’t have a specific theme. I haven’t spent countless hours envisioning your arrival because I’ve been busy caring for your brother, but rest assured, we are excited to welcome you in our own, quieter way.
Being the firstborn isn’t always a walk in the park. Sure, the first gets all the attention and shiny new toys, but they also face the challenges of “First Pancake Syndrome”—often a little misshapen and not quite right. Look at your parents; I was the first of three and I need heavy sedation to board a plane, while your dad is the youngest of three and takes life in stride.
In summary, while we may not get everything perfect with you and your brother, know that our love for you will be unconditional—as long as you follow the rules.
Looking forward to meeting you soon.
Love,
Mommy
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