If you’re gearing up for labor and find yourself fretting over the state of your pubic hair, I have a piece of wisdom to share, inspired by a certain princess from a magical ice realm: just let it go. No, I’m not suggesting you haul your nine-months-pregnant self to a salon for a Brazilian wax—unless that’s what you want, more power to you! But honestly, it’s not a necessity for a multitude of reasons.
1. You Can’t See What’s Happening Down There
Trust me, during this stage, “out of sight, out of mind” has never been more relevant. I remember asking my partner a few days before my due date if I should tidy things up. The conversation went like this:
Me: Do you think I should shave?
Him: Oh, definitely.
Me: Why are you saying it like that? Is it a disaster?
This led to an unforgettable moment where I had him use clippers on my hair. The OR nurses were in stitches when I revealed, “He did it.” Consider this a cautionary tale; sometimes it’s better not to know.
2. It’s the Least of Your Concerns
If this is your first birth, you might be worried about it. But if you’ve given birth before, you know that after a barrage of medical professionals checking your progress or even a surgical team literally extracting your insides, stray pubic hairs will be the least of your worries.
3. Your Focus Will Be Elsewhere
You’ll be donning a paper gown without any underwear, potentially yelling at your partner for munching on a Snickers in front of you. You might find yourself pleading for a ginger ale while grumbling about your mother-in-law’s incessant calls asking if she can witness the arrival of “her baby.” You will not be concerned about the status of your bikini line.
4. Waxing Is Painful
You might think you’ve become accustomed to bikini waxing, but pregnancy can heighten sensitivity due to increased blood volume and hormonal fluctuations. What used to be a breeze could turn into excruciating pain. Why voluntarily add discomfort during your final days of pregnancy?
5. Postpartum Grooming Is a Whole Different Ballgame
After giving birth, what you see down there can be quite shocking. It may take time for everything to return to its pre-pregnancy state, so whether your pubic hair is neatly trimmed or not won’t really matter. Unless you have some Rapunzel-level situation happening, it’s not going to impact your life post-birth.
If maintaining your pubic hair is essential to you, go ahead and do your thing. However, if you’re stressing about it, do yourself a favor and let it go. For more insights on fertility and preparation for parenthood, check out this excellent resource on pregnancy and home insemination from Womens Health. Also, if you’re seeking fertility supplements, visit our post on boosting fertility. And for those looking for top infertility specialists, this article highlights some of the best in Virginia.
In summary, when you’re in labor, your pubic hair will be the last thing on your mind. Focus on what really matters: bringing your little one into the world.