Have you ever experienced a romantic moment abruptly interrupted by a sound from the hallway? I’m not referring to the days of teenage crushes but rather a very adult scenario in your own bedroom, accompanied by the jarring thought, “What if my child walks in right now?”
Years ago, when my eldest was still confined to a crib at night, I stumbled upon a charming article in a parenting magazine titled “What to Say in Awkward Situations.” One suggestion that stood out was to tell your child, “Oh, sweetheart! Daddy was just helping Mommy search for a quarter she misplaced!” But seriously, where could that quarter have been?
Most parents have contemplated this situation, yet we often find ourselves distracted by the moment. Ideally, we might reflect on it later, feeling pleasantly exhausted. So, we tend to brush it off, thinking we’ll deal with it when the time comes—perhaps with the help of a therapist.
In practical terms, we lock the door and hope for the best. However, as childhood stretches on and healthy relationships often include intimacy, the likelihood of a child encountering this situation increases. After all, don’t most of us have a story about the time we overheard our parents?
A Personal Anecdote
Allow me to share a story about my nine-year-old son. One night, he found it difficult to fall asleep. Suddenly, he heard strange noises emanating from our bedroom. What could it be? Panic surged as he quietly approached the door and listened intently. More noises followed, prompting him to knock. The sounds abruptly ceased.
“Yes?” we replied.
“Ummm, is everything OK?” he cautiously asked.
“Yes, sweetheart, go back to bed. I’ll be with you shortly.”
So, what did we tell him? Brace yourself: we chose to be honest.
What? Yes, we admitted the truth. Why? Because, in stories shared by friends about catching their parents, didn’t they eventually figure out what was really happening? The fabrications their parents spun—like a loud phone call or a TV show turned up too high—never truly fooled them. Instead, it might have sent an unintended message: kids can talk to their parents about anything… except sex.
Later, while seated on the edge of my son’s bed, I asked, “Do you remember when we talked about sex last year?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Well, that’s what we were doing.” I braced myself for a shocked reaction or disgust.
“Oh. But it sounded like it hurt.” As my thoughts raced, I stalled for time and replied, “Have you ever heard one of your brothers in another room and couldn’t tell if he was laughing or crying?”
“Sure.”
“It’s something like that. It doesn’t hurt at all; it’s just a really intense feeling.”
“Oh, OK.” And that was the end of it.
The Importance of Honesty
The primary reason my husband and I decided to be truthful was our commitment to honesty in our family. We encourage our children to discuss anything openly and claim, “We don’t lie in this family.” Thus, we felt it necessary to confront difficult subjects head-on.
Deceiving those closest to you can lead to complications. You may get entangled in the details, or your child might sense a contradiction. If they challenge your story, emotions can escalate, leaving both parent and child feeling uneasy. So, lock the door, keep quiet, and consider being straightforward if caught in the act.
Will he need therapy in the future? Probably. Because now his story concludes with, “…and then my Mom wrote about it for a blog.” If you happen to see him, let’s not bring it up, alright?
Or if you feel generous, we’d appreciate a little support for a good therapist.
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Summary
Navigating the awkward experience of having a child catch you in a private moment can be challenging for parents. This piece discusses the importance of honesty in parenting, particularly concerning intimate topics. Sharing an anecdote about a child overhearing parents, the author highlights the need for open communication while fostering a safe environment for discussion. By embracing transparency, parents can model the values they wish to instill in their children.