It’s that time of year again—the back-to-school season is upon us, and the latest catalog from Pottery Barn Kids and Teens has just landed in my mailbox (yes, it’s still JULY!). A collective sigh of relief escapes as I realize I won’t have to resort to shopping at that infamous red bullseye store, known for its oddly pronounced name. I mean, really—who wants to buy their child’s lunchbox in the same place where they pick up their feminine hygiene products?
As I flipped through the glossy pages of fall inspiration, I felt an undeniable joy. I could now leisurely peruse all the stylish items my children and home apparently lack. There’s nothing like a little dose of stylish insecurity to kick off the school year, right? So, let’s dive into Pottery Barn Kids’ back-to-school offerings, shall we?
1. Lunchboxes that Redefine Bento
Your child’s lunch is no longer just a PB&J, a banana, and some chips. Instead, it needs to be presented in a $50 stainless steel bento box, crafted with feng shui principles, and prepared by a gourmet chef from Whole Foods. And if your little one happens to misplace a $1 Ziploc container, just imagine the horror of losing such an exquisite item!
2. A Home Office Fit for a Young CEO
Every kid now needs a designated workspace, outfitted with a $700 leather chair, a vintage suitcase from a thrift shop, and industrial-style lighting that screams “prison chic.” Meanwhile, I managed just fine doing my homework at the kitchen table, and I can still concentrate on this post from my laundry room office.
3. Dorm Room Essentials Have Evolved
Forget traditional dorm room setups; they now require dedicated storage for 30 pairs of shoes. Linen-covered boxes and rolling carts are must-haves, ensuring that pizza grease and other mishaps never tarnish their pristine appearance.
4. The Necessity of a Lounge Room
High school can be tough, so your daughter deserves a chic lounge space. After a grueling day of literature and math, she should relax on a plush chaise beneath a chandelier, surrounded by vintage vinyl records and suitcases. Seriously, if you spot a $5 suitcase at your local thrift store, grab it for resale!
5. Personalization is Key
Even the most mundane items, like spiral notebooks, should be personalized. Sure, a simple list might suggest six notebooks, but why settle for anything less than a $60 investment? Naming items is just so cumbersome, and who cares about local children in need when little Timmy has to have his Spider-Man gear?
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In summary, as we gear up for back-to-school shopping, it’s clear that the stakes are higher than ever. Pottery Barn Kids sets the standard for what every parent should aspire to provide, even if it makes us feel a bit outmatched. Embrace the stylish chaos of back-to-school shopping and remember, it’s all about presentation and personalization!