7 Strategies to Maintain Intrigue in Your Marriage

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As I reflect on nearly two decades of marriage with my husband, it’s astonishing to think we’ve shared 17 years together. Especially since I’m still in my 30s, right? Just kidding—I’m 40, and everyone knows it. What I’ve learned over the years is that some elements of our lives should remain a little enigmatic. Even though he is my soulmate, I believe that preserving a sense of mystery is essential for keeping the romance alive. Here are my top strategies for maintaining that intrigue:

  1. Save the Beauty Treatments for Alone Time
    Only use those pore-clearing nose strips when he’s not home. I even have these peculiar stick-on tabs called ‘Frownies’ that help minimize wrinkles, but they’re definitely not for his eyes. He’ll never witness me in full beauty mode.
  2. Strategic Laundry Practices
    Stash any unsightly underwear at the very bottom of the hamper. Better yet, take charge of the laundry yourself to ensure he never encounters any of your more personal items.
  3. Maintain Bathroom Boundaries
    Avoid being in the same room during those less glamorous moments. My husband is under the impression that women don’t go #2, and I’m happy to let him keep that belief. The one situation that tests this is hotel stays, where I rely on a fan and some discreet air freshener.
  4. Keep Certain Areas Hidden
    Make an effort to avoid exposing each other’s private areas. I can’t confirm what my husband saw during childbirth, but I’ve made it clear that my body should remain a cherished mystery. I won’t be seeing his either—some things are better left to the imagination.
  5. No Puking in Front of Each Other
    We’ve been fortunate to avoid this scenario, but the one time I was sick, he kindly handled the cleanup while I retreated to bed. Let’s just say that the rug is now a salad bowl for neighborhood potlucks!
  6. Control the Atmosphere
    During intimate moments, do your best to avoid any unexpected sounds. I remember one night of Mexican food and margaritas almost led to an awkward moment, but thankfully, my husband was too distracted to notice.
  7. Clever Grooming Hacks
    If you borrow his razor for grooming, make sure to rinse it thoroughly before returning it. Nobody wants to deal with unexpected surprises in the bathroom, and I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t want to borrow mine either.

So there you have it. I estimate I’m about 80% mysterious to my husband, and I plan to keep my stained underwear, any awkward bathroom moments, and beauty secrets to myself for as long as possible. It’s all part of what makes a long, happy marriage.

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Summary:

To maintain intrigue in a long-term marriage, it’s beneficial to preserve some mystery by limiting exposure to certain personal aspects, maintaining boundaries during intimate moments, and keeping everyday realities out of sight. This approach fosters romance and keeps the relationship vibrant.