You May Be a Suburban Mom If…

  1. Your primary role revolves around volunteering at your children’s school without any financial compensation.
  2. You’ve tried various fitness classes like crossfit, barre, hot yoga, or even pole dancing.
  3. You’ve experimented with trendy diets such as vegan, gluten-free, or paleo — and it wasn’t due to any health issues.
  4. The cashiers at your local Target are familiar with your shopping habits.
  5. You believe yoga pants are appropriate attire for almost any occasion, even formal gatherings.
  6. You invest significant sums in music, art, and gym classes to enhance your newborn’s social skills.
  7. Your laundry room boasts a chandelier.
  8. You run a home-based business selling items like makeup or handbags, often from the back of your minivan.
  9. At the gym, you drop your child off at childcare while you indulge in coffee and check your emails in the café.
  10. You’ve used a Groupon for services like eyelash extensions or even vagazzling.
  11. Your eight-year-old is engaged in competitive sports.
  12. You purchase wine and organic groceries in bulk quantities.
  13. You maintain a blog to share your experiences.

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In summary, if you find yourself identifying with these scenarios, you may very well be a suburban mom, navigating the complexities of both motherhood and self-identity, all while seeking a balance between community obligations and personal aspirations.