Updated: Jan. 2, 2016 – Originally Published: Sep. 9, 2012
Last night, I set the stage for a perfect escape: a scorching hot bath, a captivating book, a glass of wine in hand, and a rejuvenating mud mask. Just as I settled in for six glorious minutes of solitude, a child’s wail echoed from the far end of the house. Despite my husband being home, my little ones seem to think I’m a magical oracle, ready to fulfill their every whim.
“Of course, you can leap from the couch onto the dog!”
“Yes, indulge in all the ice cream you desire!”
“Watch TV until your eyes resemble bloodshot saucers.”
I don’t feel the slightest twinge of guilt when I dream of the moment my kids are tucked away in their rooms, fast asleep. Why? Because that fleeting quiet time offers a glimpse of personal relaxation before I dive back into the endless cycle of meeting everyone else’s needs. Just like the adage that this too shall pass, I embrace these delightful mom moments:
- Sipping on wine. (obviously)
- Devouring cake. (of course)
- Ignoring chores for at least an hour.
- Binge-watching the most ridiculous TV shows.
- Scrolling through Facebook, Twitter, or my 53 go-to Mom Blogs.
- Pampering myself with a mud mask.
- Staring into the fridge for a few contemplative minutes.
- Enjoying a moment of solitude in the bathroom.
- Going back for seconds at dinner.
- Googling random topics like “Vasectomy,” “Summer art projects for toddlers,” or “Is it too late for Law School?”
- Painting my toenails in vibrant colors like Hunter Orange or Tiffany Blue.
- Shedding my bra (and pants).
- Chatting with a friend.
- Writing down my thoughts.
- Sampling a spoonful of peanut butter topped with chocolate chips.
- Luxuriating in a bath.
- Letting my hair down without fear of little hands tugging at it.
- Swearing like a sailor.
- Venting to my partner about our kids’ antics.
- Delving into gossip magazines.
- Pinning new diet trends, recipes, crafts, and mom humor on Pinterest.
- Shopping on Amazon.
- Silencing irritating toy batteries.
- Vowing to hit the hay before the 11 PM news.
- When that fails, giving myself a midnight pep talk for the day ahead.
- Briefly considering going vegan, practicing yoga, or volunteering.
- Researching newfound interests in vegan yoga volunteerism.
- Getting sidetracked by trendy stretchy pants that camouflage muffin tops.
- Sneaking in one more spoonful of peanut butter (or ice cream).
- Finally heading to bed.
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Summary:
Navigating the challenges of motherhood often leads to the need for self-care and indulgence. From sipping wine and enjoying cake to relishing moments of solitude, these 30 guilty pleasures highlight the importance of taking time for oneself amidst the busy life of parenting. Embracing such moments not only offers a break but also rejuvenates a mom’s spirit.