Updated: September 14, 2023
Originally Published: June 11, 2012
While my children have outgrown the toddler years and are now in elementary school, I can still vividly recall the chaos of that phase. As I brace myself for the new challenges of the tween years, I reflect on the valuable lessons learned during those demanding times. Here are five effective strategies that helped me survive the toddler storm, and I hope they will assist you too.
1. Always Carry Crayons
Keep a pack of crayons in your bag at all times—those free ones from local eateries work perfectly. When waiting in places like the doctor’s office, simply hand them to your little one and let them color on the exam table’s protective paper. Trust me, it kept my sanity intact during countless wait times. If they manage to create a masterpiece on the wall, just remember, it’s the doctor’s fault for making you wait! And if you’re concerned about waste, crayons can double as props for silly games. Just be cautious; if one gets lodged in a nose, you’re already at the doctor’s office!
2. Embrace the Power of Bribery
In the realm of toddlers, traditional rules don’t apply, so feel free to use bribes. I always kept snack-sized chocolates in the car, especially during my daughter’s “Terrific 3s.” Just whisper a tempting promise before leaving a fun location—“Leave without a fuss, and you’ll get a treat in the car.” More often than not, it worked wonders. Plus, those chocolates can serve as an educational tool for counting and sorting!
3. Offer Choices
If your picky eater refuses dinner, present them with options. For example, suggest they can have pasta or, say, rutabagas. They’re unlikely to choose the rutabagas, and this tactic often leads to them eating what you prepared. It’s amusing to hear them struggle to pronounce the word too! Even if they refuse, find something else from the fridge that you know they won’t like—surprise choices can be enlightening.
4. Create a “Wish List”
This method was a lifesaver during shopping trips, particularly at Target. When your little one demands an item, simply say, “Let’s add it to your wish list,” and snap a photo of it. This approach kept my son content as we continued our shopping. Plus, it’s a handy reference when you’re scrambling for gift ideas later on—just check your phone for what they wanted!
5. Hide a Lollipop in the First Aid Kit
For minor boo-boos, keep a lollipop handy in your first aid kit—sugar-free if needed. While it does help soothe your child, its primary function is to silence the inevitable dramatic outburst over a scrape. This little treat can work wonders, and you might want to stash a second one for yourself to cope with the chaos.
In conclusion, while your experiences may differ, I encourage you to give these tips a try. My children turned out alright, and I’m still putting a bit away in the therapy jar!
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